The Cromptonites are a vicious and dangerous cult that masquerades as a fanbase. Its purpose is to make Vols fans to hate all previous quarterbacks. It practices a variety of mind-control techniques on people lured into its midst to gain control over their thoughts, emotions and their lives. Its aim is to take from them every original thought that they have and can ever borrow and to also enslave them to further its wicked ends.

Jon Crompton and all of your “posse”, I hope you don’t fail. Cause all I have heard from the Nation of Cromptonites since 2006 is that you are the “man”. Ainge sucks, Ainge is a pussy, Ainge ain’t tough. Well your time is here, Mountain Boy. Call me crazy but I get this feeling that this season is going to be like dating the high school virgin, and you are bout to slip off her panties and then BOOM you get cock blocked.

From an article from GoVolsxtra:

“He might look like an IBM guy, but he’s a football junkie,” David Crompton said, adding that Clawson’s NFL-type offense is tailor made for his son.

Much of that acceptance comes from a strained relationship that Jonathan Crompton had with former offensive coordinator David Cutcliffe, who was named coach at Duke in January.

“He never got to experience phase two of what coach Cutcliffe does with his guy,” David Crompton said. “He got all of phase one with both barrels.”

Ironically, Jonathan Crompton is playing for his third offensive coordinator despite selecting UT, in part, for its coaching stability. But despite the changes, the surgeries and the lack of playing time, Crompton hasn’t wavered.

“He believes in his heart that he’s one of the premier quarterbacks in this country,” David Crompton said. “He’s tired of taking a backseat to anybody. If that sounds egotistical, I’m sorry.”

Preseason football means every team

is undefeated and optimism reigns. That is no more evident than in the Cromptons’ case.

“Yes, it’s been painful for him and it’s been painful for us,” David Crompton said, “but this is 2008.”

This interview only illustrates that you people are a bunch of mountain psychos. You would be better served to shut your pieholes and stop bitching about things you can’t change.