The Monvolians ask:  Who is the biggest lowlife piece of shit mod on all the UT message boards.
http://outermonvolia.yuku.com/topic/9715/t/biggest-lowlife-piece–shit-mod—-UT-boards.html

I submit that any list/poll is incomplete without the mention of  the Ban Hammer, Rob Lewis.  Lewis is the Volquest enforcer and a leading Cromptonite.  He once perma-banned a volquest member for asking “did you do a keg stand at Tennessee Studs house?”  The angry, fragile,  bitter and comma-challenged Rob will ban your ass from the internet (your fridge, wife’s special place, house, car, bank etc..).  Ever the anti anger-management freak, he breaks 1-2 keyboards a month as he hammers the keys; he  has developed a permanent case of TMJ as he grits his teeth, which is 24-7.

Some would argue that Kwyjibo and “his” crew must get a shout too.  I concur, he is a short-man strugling to be seen!!  Feet not touching the floor when sitting in a big-boy chair?  That is Kwyjibo!!