Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Like a child praying for a new video game system for Christmas, Mark Richt is praying for more blue chip recruits to journey to Athens (to fail epically).  Why?  Because in  Athens they pray not play for BCS NCs.  It is crystal clear to me that Mark Richt has seen the bright light that is radiating out of Knoxville. Only God can save him, his team and the SEC. Vols Bitch

Richt Prays That God Will Bring The Dawgs The Right Players
March 4th, 2009 1:15 pm ║ Posted By: John Pennington ║ Permalink ║ Tags: Georgia

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Let me state two things right up front before I share my views on this topic:

1) I like Mark Richt. I believe he is a genuine, kind person. There aren’t many folks who say bad things about the man, and considering his profession and what I know about most football coaches, that goes a long way with me.

Also, this is a man who helped a player who could not get into Georgia… land at conference rival Mississippi State. That, folks, is a good man.

2) What I’m about to write will tick off a number of you, but hey, it’s my blog.

That said…

Why is Richt praying for God to bring him the right players?

“I put a lot of things to prayer,” Richt recently said to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. “And this is one thing I put to prayer. I ask the Lord to ‘Give us the guys that belong at Georgia. The ones that don’t belong, work it out.’ I don’t get too bent out of shape with (recruiting), one way or the other. We’re going to get what we need. We’re going to get the right guys here.”

Huh?

I’m sure that Richt means well and that he believes God has a hand in everything that happens on this big spinning blue ball, but I’m just not at peace with this approach.

For starters, I’d like to think that our creator has given us free will and doesn’t just move us (or high school prospects) around like chess pieces for his own amusement. Guess I’m just not that Calvinistic in my views.

Also, Richt’s approach sounds a bit like someone making a grocery list. “Hey, honey, pick me up some linebackers while you’re out.”

And that line about “the ones that don’t belong, work it out,” makes it sound like he’s dumping a difficult task on a subordinate. “Handle it, God.”

In addition, how much difference is there between praying for football players and praying for a model train set (if anyone still prays for model train sets)?

A 10 year-old praying for an iPhone can be very sincere in his desire for the gizmo, but I don’t think the Almighty is in reality a cosmic genie who sits around waiting to fulfill our wishes. Even if those wishes are for “the players that belong here.”

Now some of you will say this is just a matter of semantics, but I would have less problem if Richt had said, “I pray that God will give me the ability to make the right decisions, the ability to clear my thoughts and accurately analyze my situtation as well as what it will take to make my situation better.”

That’s praying for help, for guidance… not safeties and receivers.

To me that makes much more sense. “Help me, God, to do my job better.”

But as Richt currently puts it, to say “we’re going to get what we need,” begs a very interesting question in regards to coaches who DON’T get what they need:

Do those guys not know how to pray?

For instance, Georgia’s had a lot more success than Kentucky recently. They’ve certainly recruited better.

So should Rich Brooks pray more? Or is he doing it wrong? Or is God simply not listening to his prayers?

And what about poor Bobby Johnson? He never has a Top 50 recruiting class.

What’s he doing behind closed doors? Listening to Black Sabbath records backwards?

Again, I like Richt. I think he believes what he says and truly feels that God is looking out for his program because that’s what he’s asked the Almighty to do.

But there are a lot of people praying for their sick children to be made well. There are a lot of people praying for work or for peace.

7 responses to “Richt sharts when he prays”

  1. Is this the best you can do? Envy can be such an ugly thing.

  2. Hank Rippetoe Avatar
    Hank Rippetoe

    I would rather have Richt praying for players to go to Georgia than have the thumbsucker Tennessee calls a coach yanking off his clothes to get recruits. One show class, the other shows trash. Anyway, my bet is with the Dawgs, Gators, and the Cheezits on the field this fall.

  3. FEAR THE HAT BITCH Avatar
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH

    at 2, you bitches better be ready for our trip to Athens. Richt’s gonna be doing a lot of praying come then. you saw what we did to your rival in Atlanta.

    oh and before you bring up the game in baton rouge, just remember–we spotted you 17 points and that was your margin of victory.

  4. The CRAPstone Avatar
    The CRAPstone

    the university of AL has admitted to a major NCAA rules violation regarding the 2007 textbook scandal. There are about 5 articles about it on al.com.

    http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/

  5. Richt should know that the Lord must spend all of His time recruiting sinners not football players. That is why most of His time is now spent with the Tennessee coaching staff. With prospects like Junior, BatShitCrazy, and Monster Johnson Monte, the Lord’s plate is full. He does send Jesus down to TTown from time to time, as the prospecting of sinners there, can be fruitful as well.

  6. Major Changes Avatar
    Major Changes

    What’s not the like about Coach Fulmer? Huh, what? Oh, I meant to say…

  7. South Park reference = epic win.

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