Simple Kevin stroked this story to a fulfilling climax. Teasing and Edging all the way.  But explosively he got it right.  Brown a Vol.  Just how deep is your love?

[Via Email ht Frodo]What a ride huh?

I’m a normal guy, of normal means. I have had no journalistic experience but have always dreamed of doing it.

I’m a normal guy. Just like the rest of you. Yes, I want to pursue this line of work. Yes, I need people supporting me to do it. But the only recognition I deserve, if any, is for saying true to my word. Everything else, as far as Bryce choosing Tennessee, the praise belongs to the coaches, the players and the rest of the staff. They have done an incredible job [really simple kevin? does the staff deserve any credit??].

Dear Lord. Does anyone know a person (normally a chick)  who feels the need to have all eyes on them, via online message boards?   An Attention Whore will write things about how their inside connections, deftly deflecting praise while secretly savoring the moment all the while posing on a yahoo webcam nude? They will also  go to extremes as promoting themselves via threads on message boards to get people to choose sides over another person. emotionally unstable and needy, that they have to constantly be coddled and be the center of attention in any given situation. Urban Dictionary: Jock Sniffer-Sniffer

A Jock Strap Jockey that is so insecure about their own intelligence and the above average intelligence of everyone in the room, that they constantly need to talk out of their ass about stupid random things that nobody cares about, constantly giving little factoids about the same subject(and the only one they know about) over and over and over and over again, as well as speaking in an overwhelmingly loud voice to overpower anyone else that cares to get a word in. All while being hilariously unaware that everyone in the room takes a deep sigh and rolls their eyes when this person starts to speak.  The Blazer Chronicles fits in here very nicely too.

Jock it off, tools.  Creepy cyber-stalkers.

Well, we have located #1 recruit Bryce Brown’s confidant, his butler, his Gentleman’s Gentleman.  We all want to know,  to which side does Brown dress?  Sing like a canary.

Kevin, a Self-proclaimed Attention whore; a   Showboater; a Tool and Premature Ejaculator. He is whatever you want to be in your “crowd”.  I salute Kevin as a Spank-Tanking Jock Sniffer-Sniffer.

Ask him, he is the only complete story on Tennessee Football that  the Knoxville media will have,  Simple Kevin simply fills  in the blanks. Vols media, Bitch.

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