Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Inadvertantly bumping into recruits, the Bammeroid way

Rumors are swirling (egads bitches)  everywhere concerning the NCAA is prepping to  clean  Bama’s clock again and Gadsden City High School. Can’t have smoke without a fire. Or is it plausible that  Logan Young has emerged from Federal Witness Protection??? RTR

Can you really rob the grave without actually killing the body?? RTR

Here is what I have heard out of my Gadsden sources that have reached out to LWS:

1. NCAA has either already met with or has requested to meet with a coach at Gadsden City High School. RTR

2. Three REC members in Gadsden have been accused of paying or providing cars (Dodge Chargers) to players in exchange for them committing to Alabama. One person is a Gadsden lawyer, one is a Gadsden surgeon  and the third is a Gadsden business man. At least one of these men is said to REALLY be worried about this being made public. RTR

3. There are tapes of at least one car being given to a kid. Research shows that one of the cars was bought and sold four times in a short period of time before is was given to the kid.  RTR

4. A private investigator was hired after Harris committed to Alabama last year. This investigator is who is turning the info over to the NCAA.  RTR

5. Two of the cars given have been taken away from the kids.  Not RTR

6. The three men mentioned above are accused of funneling the money through the coach mentioned above. This coach also has a new Ford truck. RTR

7. The offensive lineman that switched his commitment to Ole Miss after Fluker committed to Bama is said to have receive $20,000 from these men and then they tried to get it back after he switched his commitment. RTR

This is some sloppy cheating.  If they are caught again, do they get the death penalty??

Despite tightened border security, some Alabama recruits do escape

Sporting News – Bama Cheats, never doubt it

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13 responses to “Alabama Football= Reprobates”

  1. All of the photoshops in this post are just genius! Great work!

  2. I live in Bammer and all I hear is how they are recruiting too well and now the man has to keep them down. 🙂

    That had nothing to do with this Bammers. Bama need to have some control over that University. All the legal problems they had last year with players is proof. Now Andre Smith is a complete idiot throwing away millions of dollars.

    The SEC West was very weak last year, and that is why they did so well. Bama will most likely come in 3rd this year with a new QB and no Andre Smith.

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  4. Dre Kirkpatrick Avatar
    Dre Kirkpatrick

    Does this mean I have to return my Charger? That car is pimp.

  5. iz gonta be du zenator of abamama

  6. Dre Kirkpatrick Avatar
    Dre Kirkpatrick

    Yo Julio. Hide yo ride cuz. De coming after it.

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  8. Dre & Julio:
    Turn in your keys immediately. The agreement with Alabama is for motor scooters only, preferbly Vespas.

  9. Maybe the key to the auto industry bail-out is to give Bammah no limits on recruiting. Dodge Chargers for the 3-4 Star recruits and Escalades for the 5 star recruits… Detroit will be prosperous again in no time.

  10. My grandmother could design a better looking blog. This shits just ugly.

  11. Have you had any success in betting during the previous season?

  12. Is this website run by a 4 year old?

  13. Speaking of bama, which came first, the university or the jelly? I like the jelly. The way it covers everything up real nice and thick. Hides all the nasty stuff on the bottom of the sandwich. Oh wait, that’s pretty much how the university does also. Switching to Smuckers.

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