Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Fulmer would have signed this kid, folks.  Don’t ever forget that.  The Battle Captain was a master recruiter.  Marlon’s grandmother didn’t like the “lack of family atmosphere” Escalades” surrounding the Kiffin regime.  Marlon lost his iphone (thanks, Mark, LOL) last night.  Look at this intercepted text conversation between Marlon Brown and 2010 specibeastud Justin Maclin.

(901): a dog you headin out to cali dis week

(1-901): yea, i’m lookin forward to it

(901): time to get dat paper son. what dey got you doin out der?

(1-901): I think we are all having dinner tonight and we checkin out the facilities and meetin w the coaches tom

(901): nah man, i meen what dey got planned for you 2NITE playa?

(1-901): o idk

(901): well you betta figure it out 2nite is the fun part then you makin deals tom with Petey

(901): like when i was at uf mane…we was out on univ ave, fine ass white bitches errwerr…den sat we was talkin to urban, his players call him herbs lol…he

(901): was tellin me how he culdn give me no car but he had dat chronic and straight paper on lock. gmamma was wantin a job tho

(1-901): lol so why did you end up at ga? I thought mark richt was all christian and shit.

(901): yah he turns that on for da parents. gmamma loved his cracka ass but when we was 1on1 he told me abt all these things his best playas be gettin

(1-901): ?

(901): stacks of cash, like crazy amounts of green playa. why you think im so rich lol? plus i got dis red vespa i be cuttin around campus on. ladies love it…and his wife wanna be some nurse. trust me she know how to take care of a dude, nah mean

(1-901) wat

Marlon Brown

88 responses to “Marlon Brown just played you, whitey.”

  1. WTF? Lost iPhone? Or comedy? I hope this is real.

  2. Click on the screen cap. Marlon appears to be admitting to taking some paper from Saint Richt? Gasp.

  3. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Gold. Like a bama deal gone wrong

  4. LOL! Anyone who actually believes this is real is a complete jerkoff.

  5. […] The real reason Marlon Brown went to Georgia Marlon Brown just played you, whitey. Loser with Socks […]

  6. Competition Missin Avatar
    Competition Missin

    The facebook cap aint Sea World, it’s as real as it gets.

  7. Assuming the facebook post isn’t doctored, the only humorous content in this post was about the vespa, and that was lost in all the ignorant, racist dialogue. You lost another recruit to the Dawgs, quit crying over spilled milk.

  8. Hala? = UGA

  9. Competition Missin Avatar
    Competition Missin

    It would appear from the legit screen cap that ,”crying over spilled Benjamin’s” is the more suitable term here.

  10. This sh*t is so fake… dan rather says its crap.

  11. Competition Missin… are you really that f’in stupid? You don’t think there’s anyway that could be fake? Surely you are not that dumb…

  12. Competition Missin Avatar
    Competition Missin

    Considering I’m the one who grabbed the screen cap, I’m certain it is real. It would not be that hard for you to confirm for yourself, you know.

  13. fools? Brent Hubbs would like to have a word with you

  14. Ray, tongue the balls. Thanks

  15. Gold – brent hubbs was stupid for banning us. The board really sucks now I hear

  16. Yall are dumb Avatar
    Yall are dumb

    This is a confirmed fake facebook account…..try again

  17. I would like to believe it, but just can’t.

  18. Competition Missin Avatar
    Competition Missin

    Lol. Neither facebook acct is fake, my man. I’m sure a lot of recruits get money to go to schools, I just find it funny that Marlon Brown is dumb enough to put it on facebook. Hopefully he doesn’t get Saint Richt in trouble.

  19. eyehateorange Avatar
    eyehateorange

    I am literally crying. We are so fucked.

  20. This is a confirmed fake as of noon today by UGAsports from Rivals. According to UGA athletic dept., an investigation is already underway. Looks like the page creator is gonna be slapped with identity theft and defamation. Nice job posting random rumor smut.

  21. Facebook pic is real. The convo is just for humor. UGA may be in some real trouble for this one.

  22. “an investigation is already underway.” LOL. silly dawgs. Richt is the new Fulmer.

  23. Marlon’s grandmother is all about the Benjamin’s.

  24. Strick writes:

    “This is a confirmed fake as of noon today by UGAsports from Rivals. According to UGA athletic dept., an investigation is already underway. Looks like the page creator is gonna be slapped with identity theft and defamation. Nice job posting random rumor smut.”

    Can you post some proof of this?

  25. HAHAHAHA. The dawgs are out of control on their sites. They spin cycle is on. Marlon says it is a fake? Of course he did. Anyone want to bet they don’t find the “impostor.”

  26. The Facebook cap isn’t fake. Marlon deleted his Facebook today as a result of this.

  27. No I just went to Brown’s Facebook, however Maclin’s has been deleted.

  28. […] probably not real, as spectacular as it would be. Marvel as the gymnastics of a blogger using a Dawgvent editor’s refutation of an online […]

  29. Marlon’s facebook is deleted. Justin Maclin’s is still there.

  30. so who can screen cap maclin?

  31. FEAR THE HAT BITCH Avatar
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH

    u got the Benz wif de 20 inch rims, ha?

  32. If anyone can prove that this really is Brown’s facebook we need to get as much together as we can and send it to the NCAA for further review. It would be better if anyone has a Lawyer friend that could send it from their office if possible.

  33. Turd Ferguson Avatar
    Turd Ferguson

    They are both still on facebook, and you can even confirm that they are friends with one another.

  34. Turd Ferguson Avatar
    Turd Ferguson

    There’s another Marlon Brown account that’s in the Harding Academy network. Possible that Brown has two accounts, or it’s possible that one of them is an impostor.

  35. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah what a fucking idiot. If you think the Facebook account is fake you are just as big of idiot.

  36. Turd Ferguson Avatar
    Turd Ferguson

    @ roganberry

    Huh? There are two Marlon Brown accounts — it’s plausible that the Marlon Brown that wrote on Maclin’s wall is a fake, but it’s also possible that Brown has two accounts and no longer uses the account attached to Harding Academy.

  37. Screw him he’s gone!!!!!

  38. This IS his real facebook page. Don’t believe the UGA spin. This is far from over….Remember, you only read gold like this on LWS

  39. Whorgia whoring for recruits. No surprise here. Bag Man Garner always delivers.

  40. […] UT sports blog LosersWithSocks.com has posted an awfully fishy story about incoming Georgia wideout Marlon Brown… that some fans […]

  41. Big Beefe, maybe it is time to start thinking about not posting.

  42. Competition Missin: You are cuite naive or stupid…possibly both. This clearly a fake. If you had taken the time to check out facebook, you would see that Marlon and Justin are not even friends on Facebook, thus it would be impossible to write on each others wall. Diptard

  43. Rocky Top Crew Cut Avatar
    Rocky Top Crew Cut

    Once again, LWS rocks the sports world. Viral, my friends.

  44. @ Dawg Fan

    How dense are you? The friendship has been deleted. We grabbed the cap ourselves around midnight Tuesday. Anyone without their red pants on can see that UGA was scrambling and told the kid to delete the account and claim fake.

  45. HAHAHAHHAHAH. Mr. SEC breaking down the text conversation. Dullards everywhere.

  46. Sure are grasping at straws, aren’t we VolNation? Do you think it’s possible that the two top recruits in the state didn’t come to your little skool in the hollers because they didn’t want to book one way passage on a sinking ship? Like one guy said over at EDSBS you hillbillies are the only people in the civilized world who haven’t figured out the fake Facebook gag yet.

    I’m no psychic, but I’m betting that when absolutely nothing comes of this the Loser in Loser With Socks won’t bother to print a retraction. Which of course is what decent people would do after slandering an 18 year old kid. Am I right, LWS?

  47. @Pistol, I will print a retraction under my real name if UGA finds the person operating the “fake.” We have reason to believe 100% that the account was real and are working to prove it currently.

  48. And you also believe that Urban Meyer offered the guy weed? And that his grammar is really that bad, even when texting? I suppose you flunked out of CSI school. And you know as well as anyone that Facebook won’t take the time or trouble to track down this fake account when they have hundreds of others on a daily basis. Why don’t you just come out and say “we run like a scalded dog with every salacious rumor we find on the internet, proof be damned?” At least then you would be honest about it. This is the crap that gives blogs a bad name.

  49. I wrote the text conversation. That’s been covered a couple of times in this comment chain. All of that was filler for the actual screen cap… why the fuck would Herban hand deliver the chronic? And giving blogs a bad name? who the fuck cares? They are blogs.

  50. pete,

    Yes I believe

  51. Bosgap

    Some pineywoods peckerwood silver britches will “confess” and “fall on that grenade” for Richt.

  52. Dullard…..new lexicon. Hyams? what is the fedex status on the “scoop” award?

  53. LOL. Dwayne from Valdosta made the account.

  54. “Hyams? what is the fedex status on the “scoop” award?”

    Awesome.

  55. They just did a segment on this post on Knox News Sentential

  56. Yo, it was real. UGA made me delete my shit. All da white women mad now cuz they cant keep track on a playa,

    Dolla
    Dolla
    Billz,
    Yall

  57. Make it rain, Marlon.

  58. nigga!!! U wuznt kiddin USC is tha SHIT! i got mad hoes pimpin my shit and got pockets full o chedda. cant wait fo next visit.

  59. This just in: Marlon Brown is still playing for the Georgia Bulldogs after rejecting Tennessee. In other news, Lane Kiffin is still an embarrassment to his university and his conference.

  60. Let me rephrase. Embarrassment isn’t the right word. Kiffin has actually arrived and turned a respectable mediocre program into a Laughing Stock. Laughing Stock is the word. And Marlon Brown rejected him. And, he will play for the Georgia Bulldogs. And crush Tennessee.

  61. Marlon Brown? Lulz

  62. marlon will lose his UGA lunch money to Eric berry

  63. I have sort of felt sorry for Tennessee fans over the last few months with all of his antics. Accusations, getting kicked out of Pahokee, generally being a moronic d-bag. Looks like he’s just joining the existing culture.

  64. Nuke Richardson Avatar
    Nuke Richardson

    Marlon Brown? Lolcano

  65. FEAR THE HAT BITCH Avatar
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH

    hey Jai,

    Got Six???

  66. Hey. apparently this post is making media talk/

  67. Bos, brother, I know this blog is for entertainment purposes, and I know you might not take this seriously coming from a Dawg fan, but you may want to think about whether this content is worth risking a libel suit. It is simply not wise to go around publishing stuff as fact that you either a) know is false or b) that you know may be false, particularly with the intent to damage the reputation of a person or a school. I’m guessing UGA and the Browns have other things to worry about besides hauling some blogger into court, but if this incident is something the school felt the need to report to the NCAA to clear the air, as they apparently already have, then you may want to think about your exposure here. Just don’t say you weren’t warned.

  68. You hillbilly inbred d-bags are really pathetic. Georgia is going to whore your asses in your own backyard this fall. 10RC football is a GD laughing stock.

  69. Competition Missin Avatar
    Competition Missin

    Lawdawg, I am laughing loudly. Good one. We posted a screen cap of a facebook page. It has not been altered in any way. You, in short, are ignorant. I certainly hope you are not an actual attorney. Admin maybe?

  70. Competition, it clearly has been altered. It has an orange circle with and “LOLZ,” so there is no way to say with certainty that other portions weren’t altered.

    But that is besides the point, even if the screen cap is legit, you have been told that the contents of the FB post is false, that Marlon did not post it, and yet you continue to insist that you are certain that Marlon posted it. Rivals is even reporting that UGA has informed the NCAA compliance office about the situation, telling them it is completely false.

    Once you know or have reason to know a statement is false, but you continue to publish that statement as a fact, that is by definition a defamatory statement, and in this case, because it is published with the intent to damage the reputation of Marlon Brown and UGA, it is libel.

    I have already said that I doubt UGA would waste its time on this, but you never know when someone is going to decide to make an example out of you. At a minimum, you ought to be acknowledging that the FB post in your screen cap could very well have been made by an impostor.

  71. Competition Missin Avatar
    Competition Missin

    We have a media source who has assured us that the facebook account is real. He is ready to provide to NCAA when asked.

    You have a rivals Admin.

    Good luck.

  72. LawDawg, you are off the reservation. Stick with worker’s comp cases in Dublin, GA. We have said throughout the comments that the text conversation is comedic fluffer to go along with the real, unaltered screen cap. Congratulations, you have realized that we used ultra exclusive Paint skillz to bring attention to the outrageous comment from the wide receiver on your football team.

    WTF cares what UGA and Rivals (lol) say about the situation. The fact that this issue was “refuted” changes nothing. You can’t just say something, provide no proof, and think that the argument has been erased. For instance, I think you are a homosexual man. You can tell me otherwise, but without proof, I do not believe you. I have seen proof that leads me to believe that the account is real. Continue to fall for the cloak and dagger Mark Richt is putting on you.

  73. Competition, you can stay in denial as long as you want, but it was not a Rivals admin saying it was false. It was the UGA Athletic Dept., as reported by Anthony Dasher, a beat reporter for UGASports.com, who has been a journalist for a couple of decades, and who has no reason to make something like that up. UGA has Marlon Brown to verify the truth, you have a “media source”, good luck.

  74. Competition Missin Avatar
    Competition Missin

    Lawdawg, UGA has initially said it’s not true as reported by UGA beat writer? Gotcha. Must be an open and shut case.Did you expect them to say, “Marlon Brown admitted he is an idiot today after practice. He and the University are headed to Birmingham to confess to the SEC?” To think they would do anything other than deny initially is ignorant. This is MB’s facebook, my man.

    I hurt my knee at work, what can you do for me?

  75. Lawdawg, I was walking out of the employee break room into the warehouse today and a golf cart driven by my facility manager ran over my toe. Do I have a chance at a good settlement?

  76. Bos, proof that I am not a homosexual man is easy to find, just go ask your mom about last night. (Immature? yes, but so was that silly homosexual syllogim).

    The bottom line is that you guys aren’t really at great risk of being sued. The person who either created an impostor FB account, or hacked Marlon’s account should hope they can stay anonymous. My comments were mostly meant to make you think about how firmly you want to stand behind your insistence that the screen cap is undeniably a statement from Marlon Brown.

  77. Scorched Colon Avatar
    Scorched Colon

    syllogim? I am a motherucucking lawya too. suck my dick lawdog

  78. Lawyers are creepy

  79. LawDog gonna be representin me in my case

    holla at cha boi!!!

  80. Atticus Finch Avatar
    Atticus Finch

    Lawdawg, that was the weakest attempt of threatening/suggesting legal exposure I have ever seen. First, you were clearly wrong in your assessment of any liability or real exposure. Realizing how wrong you were, you then completely backtrack and tell us what we already know. LWS has a bevy of attorneys at its disposal so don’t worry about offering any “free” legal advice. Shouldn’t you be at the Friday morning criminal docket call for all your court appointed cases?

  81. […] Marlon Brown just played you, whitey. (Sports) […]

  82. Rocky Top Crew Cut Avatar
    Rocky Top Crew Cut

    Hey LawDog, can you get me Deputy Dog’s autograph?

  83. MeansPartTwo? Avatar
    MeansPartTwo?

    We will just have to sit back and wait for the NCAA to investigate. What does everyone expect the UGA sports dept to say? Seems like the same account was used legitimately by Marlon for an interview setup earlier this year. Instead of saying fake, the sports dept should have said account hacking since it appears to be his account. Now that they have gone with the fake argument and denial approach, if it does turn out to be his they can’t change their story and say account hijacking. Then we will know they are guilty. We already know they offered for Means but were outbid by Alabama in Memphis a few years ago. Could get real interesting………………

  84. MeansPartTwo? Avatar
    MeansPartTwo?

    I feel sorry for you PauldingDawg. All those years of beatings by the Vols seem to have left an impression on you. This just in, your team is a bunch of heterosexually challenged dousche bags who pose for pictures of beaches with their shirts off and weights all arouond. OOOH tough looking! I’m sure they couldn’t wait to return to their rooms after that and “finish the drill” with each other!

  85. […] submitted some information to us.  As far as we know, these are the first quasi-facts regarding this issue.   I see some fairly compelling information in the screen caps below.  You be the […]

  86. Wow, was that for real? That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen this week.

  87. […] My ass….really dude. It’s like Marlon Brown Marlon Brown just played you, whitey. « Loser with Socks. Poor Man’s Fulmer, minus the Championship […]

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