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Please stop fighting it DOES GOD HAVE A TIM TEBOW COMPLEX?: GQ Features on men.penis.com

In the article, Tebow talks about life beyond the football field. He’s quoted as saying that, “when you die, there’s gonna be a tombstone, and on that tombstone there’s gonna be a name, and there’s gonna be a date. And for me, it’s going to be 1987, and then it’s gonna have a dash. I want that dash to mean something. I want that dash to be special. I want that dash to represent that Tim Tebow finished strong.”