Who here hasn’t beaten a woman? And I mean like chase her through a parking lot and yank her around by the hair? [Yawn…..Bammer Slammer Yellow Hammer]   Let me see a show of hands?  Just like I thought.  Not one of you is without sin.  Lord knows them mouthy uppity bitches need it.

On the crime scale, beating a bitch in Bama is akin to letting your dog take a dump in your neighbor’s yard and not picking it up. Upshaw is now driving the Ice Cream Truck through the Ghetto known as Tuscaloosa.

This Upshaw kid must be one heck of player No suspension for Upshaw | Dothan Eagle. Possibly joining Juwan Simpson [Monday marks last Florida State-Miami season opener – College Football – ESPN] and DJ Hall in the BammerNeck Hall of Fame. I love this quote from Saban:

After practice Thursday, Saban praised Upshaw’s character.

“Let me start with the fact that this is as fine a young man as we have in the program. Really, a great person,” the coach said. “He really works hard academically. You couldn’t ask anybody to be a better representative of the organization than he is. He really overachieves as a football player and has done a really good job for us and the organization.” No suspension for Upshaw | Dothan Eagle

Heck yes, Upshaw does “put on” nicely for the Capstone. Saban knows that Upshaw must play ball or he could be forced into involuntary employment driving one of them shit-sucking porta-potty trucks back in his hometown of Eufaula.

More importantly, I see the love of Nick Saban has for his 4 and 5 star recruits. Saban recognizes the importance of athletics in his player’s lives. Education has never done nothing for these boys. They play football good and that is what is going to make them a star. Keeping these kids off the field is like taking the food out of their babies’ mouths.

Saban is such a solid disciplinarian that he will severely punish Upshaw in spite of the fact that Upshaw did absolutely nothing wrong.

“I think he was put in a little bit of an uncompromising position and he obviously didn’t handle it very well,” Saban said. “He obviously made a mistake in how he handled the situation, and I think nobody feels worse about it than he does.” Chattanooga Times Free Press | Girlfriend’s dad, Saban take up for Tide’s Upshaw

The girl’s dad’s comments are super fascinating: Dave Grzyb, the father of Kendall Grzyb, told the Mobile Press-Register that the situation was little more than “a simple lovers quarrel.” Red Elephant Club?

“The cops just happened to be there and see it and they took them both in,” he told the paper. “I hate to see this guy get in too much trouble because I honestly think it was probably initiated by my daughter. I don’t think he laid a hand on her. He just tried to restrain her to keep from getting hit again.”

See? Even her daddy knows that the girl was mostly responsible. I bet Upshaw spends a month cleaning pee stains off of Mal Moore’s private restroom etc., reading to kids (assuming he can read) etc, doing other things etc. RTR

Who cares what the police actually saw or documented. They are all part of the UT/Barn conspiracy to destroy Bama. Read this [HT YMSWWC]

Sgt. Rusty Romine of the University of Alabama Police Department reported in court documents obtained by the Press-Register that he saw Upshaw chase down Grzyb and he then “grabbed (Kendall) Grzyb by the back of the neck and hair with his right hand and pushed her downward in what appeared to be an attempt to push her to the ground.”

Romine’s account goes on to say that Grzyb freed herself and “attempted to strike Upshaw about his face, however she was unable to make contact. Upshaw then grasped Grzyb’s right arm by the forearm, released and then pushed Grzyb away.”
Police account says “Upshaw grabbed Gryzb by the back of the neck and hair” and “pushed her downward” – The Bama Beat – al.com

Beat that Bitch, She just ain’t listening!!! Call Florence Nightingale, Red Cross relief!!! Bama is Back!!!