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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

The Alabama Reassurance Company

Southern Baptists are like cats. You know that they raise hell, you just can’t catch them doing it. The Red Elephant Club is akin to southern baptists and cats….except they are cheating. And they just haven’t been caught yet. Is there a correlatiion to Alabama Football, cheating and success on the field? History says yes.…

Capers Barr
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The classic Good vs Evil

Southern Baptists are like cats. You know that they raise hell, you just can’t catch them doing it.

The Red Elephant Club is akin to southern baptists and cats….except they are cheating. And they just haven’t been caught yet. Is there a correlatiion to Alabama Football, cheating and success on the field? History says yes. Bama has cheated in the past. I suspect they are cheating now. But now they are much more creative in how they do their business Read this:

Paul W. Bryant Jr., the most prominent financial booster of the University of Alabama’s football program, has connections to a massive insurance-fraud case that resulted in a 15-year prison sentence for a Pennsylvania man. Alabama Football Booster Has Ties to Insurance Fraud

10 responses to “The Alabama Reassurance Company”

  1. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    “Is there a correlation between success on the field and cheating at Alabama”?

    Never in your lifetime man. That program is as clean as a houndstooth.

  2. Ya Mamma Avatar
    Ya Mamma

    Jealous much?

  3. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    I would not classify that as jealousy. More like the kid that can’t stop sticking a fork in the light socket. Bama is amazing when it comes to cheating.

  4. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Is there any UT stuff on this blog?

    Man you know you are truly irrelevant (and ‘Bama is in total command) when UT bloggers spend every bit of THEIR airtime talking about Alabama.

    Think it’ll be 12 years this time between wins?

  5. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    From the motion picture “The Rock(y Top)”:

    “UT always WHINES after losing about ‘cheating.’ Alabama wins then fucks the UT homecoming queen.” – Sean “Bear” Connery

  6. ears whitworth Avatar
    ears whitworth

    Brian

    I think you may be the dumbest fucking Bammer ever. I bet Saban wouldn’t piss on you even if you were on fire

  7. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Ears, you and I both now that was damn good. So does everyone else – even the ones who’ll start whining in moments.

  8. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Ears you do have me on one point and I will admit it. Not only am I certain that you have no trouble at all getting people to piss on you, I am sure it is an activity you enjoy regularly.

  9. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Actually, I spend more time on this site than I do jerking it in the piggly wiggly parking lot.

  10. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Fake posting, huh? Nice.

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