Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Sweet Bangs!!

So I went to lunch with a kid our firm is recruiting who works summers at a marina on Lake Burton. Burton is a super nice lake where a bunch of celebs have houses, boats, etc.Saban and Ken Whisenhunt are two coaches who have places on Lake Burton.

Kid says Ken Whisenhunt is a super nice guy. Big tipper, always friendly, etc. IN contrast Nick Saban, is a total asshole. Hardly speaks to anyone. Gets off his boat, expects you to fill it up, goes into the store, grabs a coke, comes back, gets in his boat and leaves. Not a word. Chews tobacco and spits it all over the marina, the sidewalks, docks, pissing everyone off. They have to go behind him spraying wherever he spits. Does not tip at all. Literally does not tip one dime.

Kid said Saban’s wife is super nice. In fact, everyplace they come in for a weekend/week visit to their lake home……when they leave, Nick’s wife comes by the Marina and hands out money and says “here’s money for all the times Nick didn’t tip this week….” Last time kid said he got $200 from Mrs. Saban, which was an great tip. Nothing we didn’t already know, but I thought real a real life example was interesting.

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11 responses to “Nick Saban doesn’t tip”

  1. This is some hardcore investigative journalism, pulitzer material actually, Bravo! So the kid works summers pumpin gas, how ironic. If only he would have chosen UT over USC for undergrad, he would have been driving the forklift by now. Throw this template away and try writing something original for a change. This story is like a fuckin Mad Lib with different coaches inserted to make it relevant.

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    The Real Mike

    Great commentary Bob, spot on. These guys jealousy of Saban and the Alabama program consumes them and is eating their mind and soul like cancer.

  3. Do fuckers think it is OK to stiff the service industry? it is clear to me that people from Alabama are one step removed from being a member of pack of wild dogs in Opelika

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  5. fuck off Bob. I bet youre a 10% tipper if you tip at all. 15% is the industry standard, ass.

  6. Is the wind ripping through his hair as he boats across Lake Barton what gives him the feathered bangs?
    Alabama inbreds think a tip is to plant your corn early.

  7. motherfucks are cheapskates….unless they are chasing a 5 star LB from Gadsden…then the Bear Bryant Visa pops out

  8. What is funny to me, AngryEer, is ole Nicky is a WVa native…
    All that rage is not good for you…
    Course if I were a WVU fan I would be raging too with the screwing
    the Big 10 is about to give the Big East and WVU…

  9. He tips his barber so much that he has nothing left for the waiter/waitress. It’s all about the heavenly hair Mal, now get me another little debbie snack. Bitch.

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