Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Arriving at The Ledges—perched 1,200 feet above Jones Valley on Huntsville Mountain—I was struck by its dramatic elevation changes and firm greens that reward precision. Long regarded as one of Alabama’s premier golfing destinations, it offers sweeping views of the valley below, even if a few stubborn trees guarded by management blocked parts of the panorama. In recent years, though, its ranking had slipped slightly (like the DeBoer era)—an irony not entirely lost on me.

I pulled up to the clubhouse, where a valet parked my truck and lifted my golf bag from the bed. He ferried my clubs up to the entrance while I headed inside to check in.

The man at the desk told me that Coach and the Booster were already outside warming up.  I confirmed our tee time at the counter, grabbed a scorecard and cart key, and made a little small talk with the staff—who clearly knew who I was with and, by extension, now knew me.

I did notice a subtle shift in attitude in the pro shop—the rare moment when you’re no longer met with the “how dare you walk in here WITH a tee time” glare. I suppose playing golf with Crimson Tide royalty has a way of elevating a person’s position. The typically bipolar pro shop greetings—those surly “hellos” and “good mornings” feel just a touch more genuine.

I went outside, and immediately saw Coach on the putting area.  His face was ashen, and his body language was stiff.  He definitely wasn’t practicing his lag putting.

Hovering near him—far too close for comfort— was a thin man in a faded “We Got 14” shirt, camo shorts, and Crocs, talking rapidly, heavy on “us” and “we.” He wasn’t talking with Coach so much as at him.

I could catch fragments of what the Red was saying. He seemed completely at ease, rambling without pause, absentmindedly scratching his ass like he didn’t have a care in the world. There was a whole bunch of ‘us’ and a ton of ‘we’, the possessive plural vernacular of the Bammer Sidewalk Alum whose entire mental and emotional stability rises and falls with Bama football. 

To his credit Coach’s expression never changed, but his wide and unblinking eyes told a much different story.  

A few steps away, his security detail watched carefully. Not alarmed—but alert. He seemed unsure whether this qualified as a security threat or just an unavoidable occupational hazard of Crimson Tide fame.

I immediately recognized what was happening and quickened my pace

Social media had been volatile for months.  Social media was full of online Bammers raising hell about Bama’s fall from prominence. When expectation turns to anger in Bama, it definitely doesn’t always stay online.

Next:  Coach reveals that he is going to DC “get some shit done” at President Trump’s “Saving College Sports” roundtable on NIL reform, the transfer portal, and the future of college athletics.

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8 responses to “Golf, NIL Reform and Nick Saban’s New Role in College Sports”

  1. BirminghamGolfGuy Avatar
    BirminghamGolfGuy

    I went back and reread Part I after seeing the news about Saban going to DC and it’s honestly kind of wild how close this got. The whole “czar of college football” conversation sounded like satire at the time, but now it reads more like reporting. The idea that this stuff gets discussed on a golf course suddenly doesn’t seem crazy at all.

  2. SEC_Watching Dufgus Avatar
    SEC_Watching Dufgus

    I went back and reread Part I and it’s kind of eerie how close this got to what’s actually happening now. The whole “Saban shaping the future of the sport” thing sounded like satire at the time. Not so much anymore.

  3. When I first read this I assumed the whole thing was exaggerated for humor, like alawys. Now I’m not so sure. The part about Saban being offered power without coaching actually makes a lot of sense.

  4. Funny how this read like satire when it first posted. Now a lot of the same “satire” are showing up in real discussions about the future of college football. Hat tip to this site for being early on that angle.

  5. I came back and reread this after the Saban news started circulating this week and it hits differently now. The whole premise about him stepping into a bigger role in shaping the sport sounded like you had lost your mind (again). Maybe not so much anymore. Credit to this site for connecting those dots early.

    What’s next for Saban? How was the ledges?

  6. The Ledges reference made me laugh because that course absolutely feels like the kind of place where this conversation would happen.

  7. Hat tip to Loser With Socks. The Par 5 with Saban story imagined Saban stepping into a larger role shaping college football before the NIL governance debate exploded nationally.

  8. I am glad you boys are back and breaking stories. Anyone familiar with Southern football culture knows the real conversations about the sport don’t always happen in conference rooms. Sometimes they start (and end) on golf courses.

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