In recognition of the Gator Nation’s Legacy. Here is to you Mr. Button-fly 501 Levi Jorts, Thanks Gators!!!
With Florida coming to Knoxville soon, the Gators could be sporting some of the new Nike uniforms linked here. What is truly exceptional about THE University of Florida (Chris Leak doesn’t really ‘get’ that. Listen to the podcast of why..here), is that the Gator athletic teams model their game and/or practice uniforms after what real Gator fans wear on a daily basis. No wonder that the Gator Nation is so fanatically protective of their athletes. Names like Caldwell, Crowder, Moss, Thomas, McDonald, Noah, Powell, Gresham, Demps (Harvin soon?) and even Ron Zook are like a shooting gallery, that was for you Dee Webb, of Who’s Who Gator greats!!
Below, a normal typical everyday Florida Student models the new uniform. Replete with the always classy Gator Mullet; a satin throwback muscle Tanktop with an old school Gator logo; and then completing the Gator Athletic Uniform the always in-style Gator Jorts. I can’t wait to see Brandon Powell wearing this decidedly delicious uniform and then watch as he sucker-punches the living blue hell out of an unsuspecting Vol Fan . Nike engineers were unable to incorporate the standard piss container (cup or bottle) that the Gator Nation loves to throw at opposing teams and fans. Go Gators!!!
The Tranny pictured below will be in Knoxville too. It is our civic duty, within the confines of WordPress rules, to offset the “Noah-Ugly” (Urban Dictionary submission pending)
We hope this helps get past the ugly
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