
They have grass and trees in New Jersey? Are these cheerleaders hittable? Florida fans, we’re only talking about the girls. I gotta say, not real hittable. Yankee girls are usually scary looking anyway.
The Athlon preview of #10 Rutgers [Athlon]. We think that this ranking is bit on the high side but the what the hell do we know? Please consider these data points on Rutgers before making a hasty decision:
- Rutgers plays in the Big East (not known for its high quality football)
- Rutgers schedule is very favorable to winning lost of games (lots of pussy schools along with all the Big East pussy schools make a BCS Berth likely)
- ESPN loves the Big East (Big dollar contract!!!)
- An energetic and forward thinking coach
Interestingly, Rutgers and Princeton are credited with inventing football in 1869. What the hell happened to Rutgers football since then? Why has Rutgers been so bad for so long? Well, they finally got a good coach, they had the sense to join a conference that they can win and they have a very weak schedule too. Things are looking up.

We kind of like the Scarlet Knights, just a little, their fans differ from the other crappy Big East teams in that they remember that their team was really shitty just a couple of years ago. They also seem to understand that they are only a hop, skip, and a jump from being owned like an anal O ring if they let up. In other words, Rutgers fans appreciate what they have and they are not dicks like Cardinal and Eer fans. These are lessons that the other Big East “powerhouses” Louisville and West by God Virginia have forgotten after beating the hell out of Service Academies and Buffalo have forgotten.

(Rutgers fans at their first bowl win……Ever)
Mark it down; Rutgers will dominate these wannabe “powerhouses” of the Big East very soon. Hell, if Rutgers can beef up that candy ass schedule and play some Big Boy schools, they might even garner some respect for a conference that doesn’t get or deserve respect.





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