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Time to Rename the Fulmer Cup. Florida is now an Outlaw Program. Two more Gators Arrested. Brandon James & Brandon Powell in Alachua County Jail

Please ESPN, Look at Herban Meyer! Stop hugging his nuts. He has lost control of his program. I have lost count of how many Gators have been arrested on his watch. No really, I stopped counting. Will Florida be able to field 22 players this season? At this rate, No. But since they have the…

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Please ESPN, Look at Herban Meyer! Stop hugging his nuts. He has lost control of his program. I have lost count of how many Gators have been arrested on his watch. No really, I stopped counting. Will Florida be able to field 22 players this season? At this rate, No. But since they have the dick on the right, they don’t need a full squad.

Word is felony drug charges. Will local law Enforcement buckle again under the pressure of Meyer and the Bull Gators? Maybe the FBI needs to “help” the local law enforcement since these kids don’t ever get punished in the criminal justice system.

Meyers complicated algorithm suspension formula that allows players to miss games like UAB but makes the eligible against Big Boys is a true work of art. These future felons will be readyby the Tennessee game.

Updated with pictures. I love Warchant.

Alachua County Jail Inmates matching name: POWELL
Name MNI # Jail Pod Booking Date Visiting Hours
POWELL, BRANDON CHARLES ASO07MNI005526 FA 06/12/2007

Alachua County Jail Inmates matching name: JAMES
Name MNI # Jail Pod Booking Date Visiting Hours
JAMES, BRANDON K ASO07MNI005525 FA 06/12/2007

Here is the http://www.circuit8.org/inmate.html

31 responses to “Time to Rename the Fulmer Cup. Florida is now an Outlaw Program. Two more Gators Arrested. Brandon James & Brandon Powell in Alachua County Jail”

  1. Tyrone Prothro's floppy get-a-way stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s floppy get-a-way stick

    How is this still surprising? The word on the street is that the damage control team is on mandatory overtime at the UF athletic offices.

  2. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Brandon Powell and Brandon James charged with weed last night in Greensville! This is amazing. One can no longer keep up with the top 1% of the top 1%.

    Some of you are going to have to give us some help as things are happening so fast. Gators steamrolling towards the Fullmer Cup.

  3. Bernie Lomax Avatar
    Bernie Lomax

    less than 20 grams? …meh

  4. The Mystery Man Avatar
    The Mystery Man

    They were no match for Avery Atkins yesterday I will admit. More mota, digital scales and a gun and sitting in the wrong car!

    http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/Sports/Headlines/sptFBC01061007.htm

    Gators back to back, two days in a row. We will soon need a shorthand stenographer to keep up with this.

    Fullmer Cup: They………..could…………go…………all…….the…….way!

    Hogtown truly is on fire! Lightem up!

    Just stop talking about Bernie. It will go away just like the kegs.

  5. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Bob, don’t even try to spin the 20 grams shit. Illegal dope is illegal.

    Slash my throat over a keg

  6. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Avery Fucking Atkins, almost a trifecta. Was he wearing jorts? Guns, Ganja and Jorts is a trifecta

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  8. Rex Grossman Avatar
    Rex Grossman

    Hopefully Tim Tebow,Tony Joiner, or someone on that team get the team together and remind them about Coach Meyer’s philosophy about living life the right way.

    I’m surprised i have not seen Percy get into any trouble yet, he seems like the type of guy who would get in trouble for this stuff

  9. Marcus Thomas Avatar
    Marcus Thomas

    James will not be kicked off the team. That would be extreme. He bought a dime bag. Whoopdydoo.

    If he does it again he needs to go. I say suspend him for three games and make him sit though some boring ass unnecessary drug classes and call it a day.

  10. Jarvis Moss Avatar
    Jarvis Moss

    I’d hate to say it, but that sounds correct. Urban is a believer in helping people that want to be helped. It’s just that person is only going to get one opportunity, anything more, and that person is just taking advantage of a situation.

    If Brandon James doesn’t have any prior record of any kind, then give him a chance to prove himself, just don’t make it easy on him.

  11. Pac-Man Jones Avatar
    Pac-Man Jones

    The reputation of the University does not affect those not associated with the University. Far too many people look at situations like this and hope for a stiff penalty so they can tell their buddies “our coach is more of a displinarian than your coach”

    Florida is a University, not a professional football team. Its goal is to produce graduates who represent that University well. Kicking either of these kids off the team for an infraction that half the student body is guilty of violating is unjust and may send them down the same path as Avery Atkins. Punishing them so you can tell the guys at the bar Meyer is a hard a** is asinine

  12. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    Alright dickholes. First of all — are you fucking kidding? Shit, I did worst to my boy’s girlfriend lastnight that these guys did – and while handcuffs were involved, I didn’t have to spend a night in the clink. Going to jail for trying to buy 0.8 of an ounce from an undercover cop is no way to go out. This is bullshit. I think you guys are missing the point here. Now, I live in Cali. — where we get the Ore-Gone sticky icky – of which I smoke pretty much every day – that reminds me [gurgle, gurgle – cough, cough]. OK, an 8th of super sonic chronic out here will set you back $50 — $60 if you live in the Valley. Even the shwag – which we call MSO – for Mexican Stepped On because it looks like a bunch of Vatos lined up over a pound of mid-grade chiba and did the fucking LA Bamba on it – will run you $40. It’ll get you high, but it’ll give you a soar and make you more paranoid than a pedophile on work release dressed like Grimise at a McDonald’s grand opening. If you’re gonna blame theses ball bags for anything, blame then for being fucking stupid. You might as well buy weed from one of those guys in Times Square cause you deserve to get busted if you’re trying to call some random dood, hook up a deal to go to his pad and buy an 8th for 20 bills. Getting an 8th for $20 is like picking up dinner and a movie to get some pussy. Wait…. Anyway, blame the Bran-Dumbs for whatever you want — but don’t blame them for buying an 8th. Fucking G-Vile pigs are the worst. I once got a ticket for not stopping at a stop sign on a bike. A FUCKING BIKE – in my own neighborhood – on a Gameday – when the streets were at a standstill. Shows how bored cops are in that town. If they’re not tossing drunk, annoying frat choads on their domes, breakin up date rapes or hanging out at the Waffle House trolling for Trannies (the real one’s — that have never played power forward – on a basketball court) then they’re picking up some dumb-ass country boys for trying to score some smoke so they can go back to their dorms and play some Wii bowling. Oh, and here are the Fulmer Cup standings, in case you were wondering. I’m fucking embarrassed by this. I wonder if Herban would hire me as a consultant. Humm …..

    http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3503

  13. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    are you high rightnow?

  14. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    What? Are you taking to me? Sorry, I was busy watching the florescent lights flicker. Wait, what was I talking about?

  15. Bobby Bowden Avatar
    Bobby Bowden

    Bengals were on a streak, but nothing can compare to the Gator run of arrests/incidents of late. You know things are bad when the Bengals are scared to draft your players LMAO. Does anyone have a running tally?(must be able to calculate large digits)It’s really been like 20+ incidents in the last year, I’ve never seen any team have so many incidents, I’m almost embarassed for them. UF fans should NEVER say anything bad about FSU off the field ever again, they are by far the best in the business at getting in trouble, surpassing the former champion Bengals. Glad Urban has brought all this discipline, I imagine much more of this would happen if not for Urban and the leadership council

  16. Chris Rix Avatar
    Chris Rix

    And these are only the things we know about.

    Imagine those things that have happened that have not made the print. Most likely more of the same…assaults, batteries, drugs, vandalism, theft, etc.

    When is Urbie going to do something??? This is the epitome of a program out of control, but that was bound to happen when he let the players decide on punishments and avoided having to make decisions on discipline.

    Urbie is actually a bigger joke than Zookie and Stevie.

  17. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    TGB

    Even you have to wonder what in the name of Barry Switzer is going on. I told my wife that 2 more gators were arrested for weed and she thought that I was kidding.

  18. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    You’re a douche hole. You should go read a Bible or something. This resembles a post that belongs on a blog for The View or something. Wait, is this Rosie? Football is much too violent a sport for you’re little vagina self. I heard there’s a great Cricket blog ESPN just bought – you should check it out.

  19. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Rosie is a quitter

  20. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    I do wonder about the “character” of those we recruit — and you can see that by taking a look at the football team down south in Miami. Most of those thugs applied to UF only to find out they couldn’t meet the academic requirements. Most of the guys that make it into Orange and Blue have had a sense of entitlement their whole adult life and feel they have no one to answer to off the field as long as they produce on it. I am troubled by this — but at the same time I buy an 8th every week and I’m a pretty fucking upstanding guy. Ok, I gotta go, I have to go volunteer at the children’s reading workshop and rescue some kittens from a tree.

  21. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    i thought you were going to “turn” Rosie into a breeder….

  22. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    A breeder of hatred.

  23. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    you must penetrate her hate

  24. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    BTW, you should grab that Tebow avatar in the post of above and use it for here

  25. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Over at [name redacted] they posted that James was arrested while wearing a UF jersey. Priceless…

  26. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Jorts? Was he wearing Jorts? Go back over there and ask if he was wearing Jorts. A Gator Trifecta might be within our grasp

  27. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Holy Shit, I forgot that the Brandon Hoops kid is the one who sucker punched the Vandy Student. If you want to relive the gator spin doctors defend the kid click http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/02/19/fulmer-cup-florida-is-making-the-sooners-of-the-80s-look-like-a-model-program/

  28. Tyrone Prothro's Floppy Get-A-Way Stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s Floppy Get-A-Way Stick

    He was wearing a fuq’n Gator jersey?! Wow, you just can’t make shit like this up. Hey at least it’s not bama leading the way for the SEC in the Fulmer cup – they would claim another NC…

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  30. Chris Rix Avatar
    Chris Rix

    orson swindle and EDSBS suck. Typical thieving gators

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