One of the larger of Bama’s and Mal Moore’s delusions was put to bed today when Dolphins head coach, Nick Saban, gave Mal the finger and told him to fuck off.
Fuck off, Mal.
After turning down the job once, Saban has been consistently hounded by rumors that he is heading back to the college ranks and taking over for Mike Shula after all.
I guess I have to say it. I’m not going to be the Alabama coach. I would like Mal Moore to please stop calling me every half hour, to stop peeking in my windows at night, and to stop rummaging through my trash. Just leave me the fuck alone.
Saban joins Steve Spurrier, Rich Rodgriguez, and nearly 50% of the male population of the United States on the list of coaches to turn down the Alabama coaching job (the other 50% are black and therefore were automatically excluded from the coaching search).
Where Bama turns next is anyone’s best guess…including Athletic Director Mal Moore. After hearing Saban’s comments, Mal said “Shit, we’re fucked. Someone get Rush Probst on the phone.”
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