Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Loser with Socks recently crossed the 200k visitor threshold sometime last week. This visitor number is based off of both both the Blogger and WordPress Blogs.

Above, Visitor #200,000 left us a message. Crimson Catfish, thanks for stopping in

NFL predictions? Saints over the Bears. Grossman is a Gator so he sucks. Colts over the Patriots. Jabar Gaffeny plays for the Pats. He is a thug-Gator that made that .1 second “catch” in Knoxville.

We often get the question of where did you get the name Loser With Socks? I recommend that you read the story behind lynyrd skynyrd’s name. Our Blog name is derived from a Tennessee Football “insider” that is blindly worshipped by many sheep. A King without a Crown, he has built a huge email list that he uses to influence others (sheep mentality) thinking by plying his “insider” status.

We would like to make a plea for the reinstatement of Volinator80 back to the Tennessee Football Message Boards. Sure this post a little off-topic, but we feel we need to make a public statement for a true vols fan. Here is his story:

A sad but true incident involving a Tennessee Fan known as Volinator80 has bubbled up of the Rivals and Scout message boards. In fact, there was thread discussing Volinator’s unfortunate accident with a raccoon on the [Name Redacted] Message Board that was deleted by the King without a Crown under the premise of not being “Tennessee Athletics related”. The King wishes to keep Volinator “out of sight and out of mind” as Volinator recovers from a raccoon attack.

Volinator was banned by one of the VQ/GQ muscle guys during his preventative rabies recovery regimen. The meds that he was taking made him loopy, crazy and not clearly in control of his faculties and he had made some posts were a bit over the top. Volinator was ultimately banned by one of the King’s Men.

Below, we have photographic documentation of the raccoon attack . These pics that clearly demonstrate the severity of the raccoon’s attack and despite providing this pics to the site owners, they seem cold and oblivious to his situation.


Early during the 2006 Football season, Volinator allowed the LWS Team to use his family mountain cabin to plan creative stategies. As we worked we heard noises from the chimney. The noises quickly escalated to a woodland creature removal operation. An operation that ended in pain and suffering for Volinator. It goes without saying, with Volinator, alcohol was involved.

Volinator’s alcohol

Looking for the critter

Prepping the “critter cage”. Note that Volinator is not wearing seasonal clothing.

Tongs for woodland creature removal

Volinator with the critter

A LWS writer with the critter. Note that he is dressed sensibly

Volinator and a LWS writer and the critter on the relocation phase

Critter breaks his bonds and lunges towards Volinator, Volinator bitten shortly after this pic was taken.

Volinator is highly pissed after being bitten. Critter is OK

Critter not happy

Critter is gone, bye Critter

16 responses to “Visitor 200,000; and the Shocking Story of a True Vols Fan”

  1. Juan Garcia Abrego Avatar
    Juan Garcia Abrego

    Not so shocking. I think I know the dick that has no crown.

  2. I hope this isn’t me that you are talking about. I have a Burger king Tiara that I wear.

  3. You guys dig my pink bandana?

    I don’t think it looks gay at all.

    By the way, I like to thank Volinator in this public forum. That psycho coon was trying to bite me when Nator got in the way.

    If it wasn’t for him I would have gotten rabies and banned from Rivals.

    I owe him a huge debt.

  4. Volinator sent his aura into the atomosphere and it never came home

  5. Austin Peay from VQ? Avatar
    Austin Peay from VQ?

    Hey were you talking about me?

  6. Volinator is a fuggin dynasty. I can take him to the next level.

  7. poster formerly known as irishjihad Avatar
    poster formerly known as irishjihad

    Austin P, you watched the OC last night, I see.

  8. why wasn’t I invited to the cabin?

  9. Everyone knows you cant drive. Thats why you were at DRIVING SCHOOL. LWS fund is not going to shell out coin so you can take a plane. Duh.

  10. Juan Garcia Abrego Avatar
    Juan Garcia Abrego

    I thought he got lost??

  11. I own the internet

  12. I am looking for past issues of Athlon and Lindys

  13. Pirate Looks at 8-12inches Avatar
    Pirate Looks at 8-12inches

    Call me sometime,here is my photo. I hope you can see it. Can you post your pic?
    I hope you dont have to be Rivals Member to view
    http://vmedia.rivals.com/UserMedia/FanPagesPhoto/Gallery/914/G17940.jpg

    and here is my profile
    http://tennessee.rivals.com/rfFan.asp?User=914&Post=

  14. Volinator's a Hero Avatar
    Volinator’s a Hero

    How amusing this must be to you. The racoon story is so real.

  15. I’m an excellent driver. I’m an excellent driver.

  16. sweeet jacket. tongue my balls.

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