Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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7 responses to “Speechless, Guess where these dicks are from”

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    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    And Florida is considered the South how? These tools look like some Cali or Phoenix fucks.

  2. T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") Avatar
    T-KGB — (Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds”)

    See what happens when you don’t smoke pot. Now you always say that Gators are stoners — but these Douche Rockets clearly are not partakers of the SIG (Sticky, Icky, Green). When you’re stoned, you’re too busy watching Modern Marvels or infomercials with some fat Dago chef hawking knives that cut threw hammers. Man, that even made me a little embarrassed. Nice find.

  3. No jorts? I’m soooo disappointed!

    Vanilla Ice wannabes have left SB & headed to gainesville. BWAAAHAA!!!!!

    Good find.

  4. You shouldn’t videotape a damn thing unless you want it on the internet nowadays. If I knew even one of these dumbasses, I’d play that video at every wedding, funeral, bar mitzvah, first communion, or any other public gathering they attend for the rest of their lives.

    That’s what friends are for, right?

  5. The BCS Championship game was notable because it pitted the two most insufferable fanbases against one another.. the winner? NO ONE! http://www.patrickdonohue.wordpress.com

  6. Insufferable fan base? Shit, junior. If you’re even going to mention my College and Ohio St. in one sentence without a “forcibly struck their asses” in the middle of it, then buckle up for life, kid. It’s gonna be a tough one. Hey, we’re a big school and lots of people with lots of different upbringings are on campus — all the time. But to say we’re as annoying as OSC fans — shit. That hurts, man. I dislike OSU fans, at least the ones I’ve met thus far – and, as I said before, I dislike few things — like Hitler, and Patrick Roy, and Stuart Scott. And Oxford commas. I let Vols’ and a few other super annoying fan bases act a fool every now and then – like when they win a National Title, for instance. Dood, that’s a cool time. But, I also give them a pass because I’ve been to their campuses — hot chicks. Plenty of them. Not afraid to kanoodle with a Gator fan. I pulled up into Columbus and from the moment a wheel turned in that city, ugly was the only word that recited itself in my little brain. I remember back in college — every season someone “special” would pull me away from one game, basically just to prove she could. But in Columbus, shit — they don’t have to worry about that. That pond was fished-out. I really hope people don’t think we’re as annoying, or — uhummm — as insufferable, as OSU fans. Think about what you’re saying. You don’t mean that. And, for the record, I was always a fan of Calbert Cheaney.

    Go Gators!

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    Tyrone Prothro’s floppy get-a-way stick

    T-KGB stop making me hate, nay loathe, Gator fan’s.

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