Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Will the NCAA get them? It is not a question of ‘if’ it is ‘when’. No, not Oklahoma. Herban Meyer and Florida.

Here is a very rough comparison of OU and UF. Link Sure there isn’t any weed, guns or fighting on this chart, yet. We merely wish to establish a pattern.

Remember Chris Rainey’s interview [link]? While there is no solid evidence that Meyer had anything to do with all of the free stuff Rainey was getting. How, on numerous occasions, can different people happen to run into this young man on campus or call him outside the stadium while on a recruiting visit and give him money and merchandise? Somebody was lining up these boosters and pointing them in the direction of that young man. And to compound the issue, how did it just go away so fast? Very interesting . This is one my favorite Meyer stories. Does anyone really believe that he stopped himself from going to Lakeland? [AOL Fanhouse] What high school did Rainey attend?

On a national level, it has made the school a laughingstock, a caricature of a greedy, low-minded hick institution that can find satisfaction only in cheating to beat somebody at a violent game, sort of like a borderline hillbilly who just loves wrasslin’ fellers till they say uncle.

(Fat) Back to why Gainesville is known as Hog Town, we know that the Gator women have dangling arm fat, is that why it is called Hog Town? Check out these lawless gator fucks doing what they do best….ignoring the law. Barry Switzer and the Sooner Nation smile..again.


[Video from Hayseed Nation]

16 responses to “Why is Gainesville also called “Hogtown”?”

  1. You are correct, Noah actually passes as an attractive female in Gainesville. Of course we’re all high anyways.

  2. Wow, so I guess my comment hit a little too close to home, with the Tennessee inbreeding, toothless stuff, that you had to delete it huh? It must have been especially hurtful when it was paired with my rational arguement as to why FL girls are usually hot. (they’re from places known for having hot women: Miami, Ft Laud, WPB, Tampa, etc.) I guess when someone calls you out so directly there’s nothing you can do but just delete the post. You’re a vag, just face it.
    Does your envy have no end?

  3. It’s argument.

    Too many pasty fat armed Yankee girls in Gainesville. The real honeys go to Florida State.

    Florida fans are the Ohio State fans of the SEC. Now go throw some piss on someone.

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    Burning couches… You stay classy UF.

  5. Thank God for Florida. What else would we make fun of? I mean really, what else?

    What is the status of the Gainesville PD cop run over during the ‘celebration’?

  6. That’s amazing. Mocking the death of a police officer that leaves behind a wife and two children.

    You are officially a scumbag.

    You stay classy UT.

    By the way, YOU ARE FROM TENNESSEE, you will never understand why that is funny to anybody not from Tennessee.

  7. Bernie, you dumbass

    I asked of the status, i did not mock him. I am sorry to learn that he died. Thanks for the update. We will pray for the family

  8. As far as the “Burning couches… You stay classy UF” comment, We have won 3 NATIONAL TITLES in 366 days. I think one little bonfire is acceptable. The University of Florida is by far one of the classiest schools in the country. This bonfire doesn’t compare to the riots at UCLA after Florida stomped them twice, or the riots at UNC after they won the title, or any other school for that matter who won or lost. Go search you tube for school riots and you will find things like, “Police shoot rubber bullets into crowd at UCLA.” The were a total of maybe 10 arrests out of all 3 championship celebrations at the University of Florida, including the idiot who killed one of GPD’s finest. And the student who drunkenly ran the officer over, WAS NOT A UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA STUDENT. HE IS A STUDENT AT UNF, I REPEAT, A STUDENT FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA!!! In closing, no school can compare to a school like Florida. Since we now OWN Ohio State and UCLA, That makes us the largest school in the nation at 115,000 student!

  9. 115K? FSU rejects?

  10. No, FSU houses all of Florida’s rejects.It is the easiest school to get into in Florida. I find it hilarious they aren’t even a rival anymore, FSU WHO?

  11. if you were only wearing a number 44 jersey, and that was giant pile of pot on fire behind you. What was Jarvis Moss’s number?

  12. FSU who?

    Since 1987 Florida State University has beaten the University located in Gainesville, Florida 13 times and lost 8, with one tie. If you don’t know our name by name maybe you had better wake up. Somebody has been truly hitting you in the mouth and you haven;t even figured out their names yet. We had no idea we had beaten them into a stupor!

    Yeah it is no doubt a tough school to get into. I wonder how chainsaw Crowder, Ronnie the shooter, and dusty Doe ever made it. I hear they are adding marksmanship to the entrance exams.

    Gainesville was named after gator coeds, hogtown and swamp gas!

  13. Hey SeminoleSlurper,
    We own the all-time series.
    We’ve beaten you 3 straight now.
    Oh, and defending Nat’l Champs.
    There’s only one person here in a stupor.
    Typical delusional clown-school fan.

  14. Hey!! They are giving away FSU national title rings on ebay for $500!!! I just got my 2007 Florida one for $10000.

  15. Fans YOU all no matter what school you are a fan of you fuckin rock. way to stay behind your team its fuckin inspiring. Now while you guys continue to argue I’m goin to go run for off season training have fun routin me on gator fans.

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