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Phil Steele is the Cat’s Meow. Here is his Top 50

It certainly appears that Feel Steel has bought into the bullshit that ESPN is selling on the Big East Conference (The SEC is clearly superior). I hope that Feel has not sold out to the “Man”. It is possible that Stuart Scott’s lazy discolored eye couple with some hybrid ghetto slang-talk might influenced Steel’s thinking.…

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It certainly appears that Feel Steel has bought into the bullshit that ESPN is selling on the Big East Conference (The SEC is clearly superior). I hope that Feel has not sold out to the “Man”. It is possible that Stuart Scott’s lazy discolored eye couple with some hybrid ghetto slang-talk might influenced Steel’s thinking. [Phil Steele]

One SEC school in the Top 10???

We all know that’s a joke. At the end of the season. The SEC will have a minimum of three in the Top 10.

(Tuesday the Cat’s Meow’s All-Americans and Wednesday the All-SEC. Remember, nothing else really matters other than the SEC)

I know, I know that preseason rankings don’t mean diddly [link]. But old Feel tries to make it interesting. And he does again. Check his preseason accuracy against other NAMBLA Flesh peddlers here [Preseason dicks]

Last year, he predicted that Tennessee would turn it around.. and he was right. There are some odd choices in the 50, besides the obvious Louisville and West Virginia selections. Hawaii, South (Moral Victories do Count, Bitch) Carolina and South Florida?

Some might argue about Bama at 17, but not I. Sarah Jessica John Parker Wilson is good enough to keep Bama alive (that was for you IJ).

Phil Steele’s 2007 Preseason Top 50
1. USC
2. LSU
3. Oklahoma
4. West Virginia
5. Michigan
6. Texas
7. Louisville
8. Florida State
9. Virginia Tech
10. Penn State
11. Georgia
12. Hawaii
13. South Carolina
14. Florida
15. Ohio State
16. Wisconsin
17. Alabama
18. Oregon
19. Missouri
20. Texas A&M
21. UCLA
22. Nebraska
23. TCU
24. South Florida
25. Tennessee


26. Arizona State
27. Miami
28. California
29. Iowa
30. Rutgers
31. Boise State
32. Memphis
33. Southern Miss
34. BYU
35. Purdue
36. Virginia
37. Arkansas
38. Notre Dame
39. Oregon State
40. Oklahoma State
41. Auburn
42. Georgia Tech
43. Illinois
44. Utah
45. Clemson
46. Houston
47. Toledo
48. Troy
49. NC State
50. Western Michigan

17 responses to “Phil Steele is the Cat’s Meow. Here is his Top 50”

  1. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Um… Auburn at 41? UAT at 17? Did pencil dick get the two confused?

  2. my ball sack is on fire Avatar
    my ball sack is on fire

    Do not argue with fucking steel.

    He is the cat’s meow

  3. Paul Mitchell Salons Avatar
    Paul Mitchell Salons

    Saban’s hair, the feathered retro 80’s angel wings will be the difference for Bama.

    Sarah Jessica John parker Wilson is rumored to be using gel in his hair too

  4. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    What’s even better than 1 SEC school in the top 10? 2 Big East schools in the top 10, Hawaii at #12, South Carolina Delusional Cocks at #13, and South Florida is ranked.
    Oh my god, there’s so much to choose from. Do I even bother addressing another pointless pre-season poll?

    It’s like he just 3-hole punched a 10,000 page document and dumped the chip tray out in the wind. He’s all over the place.

    Another thing, doesn’t he know the cosmic consequences for not ranking a Tebow affiliated organization in the top 5 of any given poll? Oh yeah, Tebow is going to find ol’ Phil and when he does, look out!! Tebow’s going to jump up and down like a meth’d out crack head on steroids (his typical 2 yard gain celebration).

    You know how I know you’re gay?
    You’ve got the rainbow warriors ranked in the top 15.

  5. A.J. Suggs Avatar
    A.J. Suggs

    LOL Tiger High is better than Auburn!

  6. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Fuck you AJ for actually thinking Memphrica is better than the Barn and for using the phrase LOL.

    AJLTCPOACSTWBNSAPM2CC

    (that’s AJ Loves the Cock and is a Piece of Arab Camel Shit That Would Blow Nick Saban and is probably married to Collette Connell)

    How you like them apples? Does that make you LOL?

  7. Tyrone Prothro's Floppy Get-A-Way Stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s Floppy Get-A-Way Stick

    “AJLTCPOACSTWBNSAPM2CC”

    Shit, that made me LOL.

  8. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Not bad TBST, not bad at all

  9. A.J. Suggs Avatar
    A.J. Suggs

    TBST take it up with the cat’s meow not me.

    I loved blowing the game against Florida for us!

  10. Marc Avatar
    Marc

    Hmmm – as a Kentucky fan it was great to see my CATS make good on Phil Steel’s prediction last year that we would be one of the most improved teams in the country.

    Now what puzzels me is UK turns in an 8 win season with wins over Georgia and Clemson and one play away from beating UT at Knoxville; returns 90% of that team including several all conference players, yet we don’t crack Phil’s top 50.

    Go figure 🙁

  11. jt Avatar
    jt

    hawaii may be a lot higher than he even has them..

    if you think that is a bad prediction please look at their schedule and have a laugh

  12. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Auburn at 41 Tennessee at 25 South Carolina at 13… wow phil, your fuckin up

  13. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    hey phil ur magazine was awsome now u just fucking up. theres no way south florida is in front of tennessee and memphis is in front of arkansas and auburn and penn state at ten are you on some pills

  14. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    hey phil im an arkansas fan and they sould be way higher so get that dick out of ur mouth and redo those rankings

  15. defoxx Avatar
    defoxx

    you guys dumping on steele for these predictions should go take a look at the link provided above that shows results of the preseason predictions for the past 10 years. steele since 99 or so, steele is far and away the most reliable and accurate predictor; i think he was the only one with THREE #1 years as well as another 2 or 3 years in the top 3. to me that means that he simply understands more in creating this year’s unusual predictions. or possibly, but less likely, this is the first year he goes off the deep end. past performance indicates future behavior.

  16. madtownman Avatar
    madtownman

    Phil must be smoking crack now a days. Wisconsin at 16 is just rediculous. What the hell is he basing his decisions on?

  17. greg Avatar
    greg

    Phil’s rabelieves Wisconsin’s luck will run out. He points to their harder schedule this year as opposed to last. He also thinks they were lucky because of their 3 net close wins, and their ability to score a lot of points for the yards they gained (Yards-per-point) while allowing few points for the yards they allowed. He thinks their team is better than last years, but he has them losing on the road to Penn State and Ohio State, therby exceeding the number of their losses last year.
    He more convincingly points out that Auburn, Florida, and Tennesee will probably do worse this year than they did last year.

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