[ Holy hell, look at those perfectly feathered angel-wing bangs. He is firmly in control ]
The Bammer Game Day attire will soon change [piedmont]. The clothing requirement will be considered as Formal or Go-to-Sunday-Services wear. Those dressed in Bammer casual wear or trailer park fashion will be turned away. All of the lil Bammers must be presentable for the ESPN man-love coverage/”story within the story” that will be coming on new coach Nick Saban. Saban, the Big City Feller can’t be won’t be embarrassed by the local yokels.
(Newspaper Hack reacts to the news that he must conform to Saban. Roll Tide Motherfucker!)
I think that we can attribute these new changes to Saban. You know, a hands-on and “no detail is to small” kind of guy?
Here is the list of prohibited clothing:
• Tank tops or shirts with the sleeves cut out• Halter tops and cut-off t-shirts• Cut-off blue jean shorts• Jerseys worn into the stadium must be Nike
• Attire with vulgarity or obscene photographs
• Shoes must be worn at all times
“We are not asking for much. We just want Crimson Tide football games to be family oriented, and at this time, we don’t think that is the case” said one University official.
Nobody is really sure how these changes will affect Bammer weddings in the future [deepsouthsports]. Certainly the full impact will not truly be felt in the Tuscaloosa ghettos until Florida comes calling again.
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