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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Chris Leak has other options besides Calgary

(You know that this guy is happy that Leak is gone) I bet old Chrissy is sick of hearing (it is rumored that Leak can’t read) about Tebow the Rock Star. Leak must be pissed because nobody loved on him like they are loving on Tebow.  Maybe he doesn’t know that he is pissed.  It…

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(You know that this guy is happy that Leak is gone)

I bet old Chrissy is sick of hearing (it is rumored that Leak can’t read) about Tebow the Rock Star. Leak must be pissed because nobody loved on him like they are loving on Tebow.  Maybe he doesn’t know that he is pissed.  It is speculated that Leak doesn’t possess the intellect to cook pop-tarts.  After all, he only scored 8 on the wonderlic IQ test….

Now Chris Leak has another option before his 4.5 40 ass heads north to Canada. The All-American Football League [AAFL].  The league appears to be made of former college stars that could not make it in the NFL or CFL.  Yes we know Leak has not been cut by the Bears…. yet.. but that is imminent.  Then it is on to Calgary.  That clipboard won’t carry itself,; then on to the AAFL.

5 responses to “Chris Leak has other options besides Calgary”

  1. LL Avatar
    LL

    The only bad part is that he’ll be competing against Tee Martin for a starting job.

    But rumor has it that Tee might not make it to the try-outs. He’s busy that day. He’s got to go pay that UT Booster back the $3,000 he loaned him.

  2. dswinder Avatar
    dswinder

    With what? You know everything he has made from wearing the headset and holding the clipboard and went to hookers, pot, and booze…

  3. dswinder Avatar
    dswinder

    let’s try that again…With what? You know every penny he has made from wearing the headset and holding the clipboard has been spent on hookers, pot, and booze…My brain melted right before making the comment before this…

  4. thedamntruth Avatar
    thedamntruth

    The best part about this is that Chris Leak is a winner. Plain and simple. Not to mention, the buzz surrounding Chris coming to Florida does compare to what is going on with Tebow. If Timmy’s stock heads south, he’ll be just another Jesse Palmer with Florida or Chris Rix for FSU.

  5. owned Avatar
    owned

    except he just won the heisman.

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