.. must do this season.
10. Sept 1, 2007 8:00 AM put on underwear……. Jan 7, 2008 11:30 PM take off same underwear after the Eers get B-listed in the BCS cause the “experts” say that our schedule is weak. must …resist…dumb ….hillbilly owns one….pair of undewear joke…..but most Eers are are lactose intolerant so it is OK….
9. Friday Sept 28 strap a couch on top of car and drive south…. (fill up gas can with cheap gas in Wytheville, VA) If stopped by police just keep repeating…. this is BULL SHIT Go ahead and fly the bird at the Hillsville exit and mumble something about the Big East fans being Peckerwoods, assbags and kitten murderers . Laugh hysterically about C-USA rejects that are on the decline
8. Find at least one hot female Sweaty She-male Slut mountaineer fan (They are all over Morgantown) and ask “do you like Rod”; if the response is Marshall has two National Championships and how many do the Eers have? hope for the best, Laugh hysterically if she/he knows that WVU is the Chicago Cubs of the D-1 schools….
7. Post pictures on the BlueGoldNews Football Forum that depict that outside of their more functional uses in Morgantown, gerbils make great pets too
6. Catch the Pride’s pregame and sing Country Roads the newest Dixie Chick’s hit single, then “taste-test” a new can of raspberry flavored Astroglide and then bang a miniature Brian Brohm blow-up doll during postgame on a burning couch
5. text message this repeatedly to our twin heisman candidates, “we r grate pnks- bettr practis sayin ‘wood u lik 2 supr-siz that? lol :)”, will make it’s way to the Canton in the near future.
4. trade your sweet-ass NAMBLA see-through mesh tank top for a gold #5 jersey (he’s off the shelves just as fast as on the field)
3. Keep your rosaries off of my ovaries! Keep your rosaries… what’s that? Go EERs!!!(preferably in a Heisman pose)
2. Write an open letter to a major online sports board that discusses whether “Rich Rodriguez” sounds like a euphemism for a man’s genitalia.
1. Write hatemail to Colin Cowherd for the being the biggest Big East Basher on the planet. Call him a pussy and asked him to come to Morgantown and go through a couple of practices with the team. Dare him to line up as a tailback and show us just how weak the team and conference are. Then offer be a Florence nightingale to provide TLC for the walking wounded Eers.
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