Hi Losers!! i am the Angry Eer. Why am I so angry? Because LWS and the nation think we are a bunch of Nancy football teams.
I emailed the owner of this blog and asked for a chance to rebut some of the garbage that he and his hate filled Blog have been spewing about the best conference in America….The Big East!!! and surprisingly enough he said yes. So each week or as required, I plan on pimping Big East Football and more importantly, I talk about my lovely bride: West Virginia football. Almost Heaven..
As you can gather, I am a die hard West Virginia Fan, I am a Rifleman!!! I’m a true believer in West Virginia’s truest Mexican son, Rich Rodriguez. In fact, I actually consider myself married to the Eers. ’til death do us part’ is the way that me, WVU and the Big East roll.
Right now I’m so fired up. As a professional gambler, I should know better than to bet with my heart, however, I just mortgaged my double wide and I’m putting it all on the Eers to win it all. Next January, I’ll be relaxing in my brand new heatred above ground pool. Just to get you tuned up for some football my Mountain Mommas, here is some info:
- haha in NCAA 08 they have my WVU in the tutorial a few times. They have us beating VT 14 – 0,then losing 40 – 0 and then we have a good run against Texas so 2 out of 3 thats not bad lol and we are a 5 star team now so thats good. Thats real good. I have played with BE teams against the SEC and have yet to lose. What do you think of that?
- I am going to settle the debate that is raging between message boards in Arkansas and West Virginia. Over who has the most dangerous backfield. It is…… WEST VIRGINIA. If Mitch Mustain had had the stones and had stayed, maybe different story. Now if you mean running backs only… as in which running back tandem would you take… has to be Arkansas. Felix Jones is an undervalued stud who may be a Heisman darkhorse if he played… for example… at South Florida or Rutgers or even Pitt (hee hee, shit on Pitt)…
- Here is my top 10, completely unbiased and based on fact of a Big East 5-0 bowl record; a winning record over the SEC Cheaters since 2000 and we just pound the living shit out of our out of conference foes. Holy shit, I love it that we just crush traditional powers like Mississippi State and UK. Sure MSU is a bit down, but its cause they have to play teams like WVU. It is futile to resist against my Eers. We just keep racking up the W’s. High 5’s all around. Here is my top 10 and my assessment:
1) West Virginia, hands down the best there is. The 3-3-5 defense is like a 4th Mexican revolution. I think that Mexico already has 3 other Independence Days. Feliz Cinco de Mayo Putas
2) Louisville second best team in the tuffest conference. Who cares if they were from the C-USA? I wish we could beat their asses 2 times in a season…
3) Oklahoma- See you in the Music City Bowl, Sooners. Maybe you can play Bama to see who is more of a cheater. Book them grand ole opry tickets Boomer Sooners
4) Michigan- overrated and has one of the weakest schedules I have ever seen
5) Auburn-USF is going to stump-break them a war-eagle
6) Texas- NOLA? Just maybe we take them in the BCS. If they are man enough to face the Eers
7) Virginia Tech- Scared of us. Beamer shits himself thinking of Pat White’s cannon arm…In fact I shit myself too
8) USC- They are a good candidate future Eer bitch in NOLA. I hope I get a chance to stump break Booty
9) LSU -another possible eer bitch in NOLA. They understand stump breaking
10) Wisconsin-mediocre Big 10 school. It goes without saying, we would kick their ass too.
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