AN OPEN LETTER TO Fresno State Head Coach Pat Hill
Dear Pat:
Maybe you should join the Big East. West Virginia and Louisville are laughing at you and not with you. I would bet that they would rather that you just STFU and fade away. Why? Because they want everyone to believe that your blueprint for BCS success is a fractured fraud. With that said, it seems that the relevance of your Team has slipped away like the last vestiges of the hair on your ass. But it is still great to see that you’ve retained your delusional pomposity of “Pat Hill goes anywhere and plays anyone” tude. Well, I can’t admire you and your Bulldog program for this performance: going 76-51 in 10 seasons, with 17 of those losses coming to BCS teams on the road. That just ain’t gonna get you to a BCS Bowl game.
Pat, the whole macho act of taking on the big boys is now exposed as overrated. More importantly, it makes West Virginia’s First Mexican Son, Rich Rodriguez look like genius… using the Big East practice of dodging the “Big Boys” is going to help one of “them” make it the Big Show.. you and your Bulldogs who were once the obvious deity to legions of emo Big East twats and C-USA reject-wannabes who are too manpadishly intimidated to play the LSU’s and Florida’s of this world. And why should they play a strong schedule? It is not in their best interest. Former bottomfeeders Louisville and West Virginia have simply filled the vacuum of the good teams (BC, VT and the U) that left the Big East. By default, they will get the BCS Bowl bid without having to play the ass kicking schedule that you played.
Your whiny “Bring it on” primal screams to BCS Teams and mangled-cat schedules WERE revolutionary before Utah and Boise showed that you don’t have to play teams from “Traditional Power Conferences” to make a BCS Bowl game… It is a damn sad day that your philosophical impact in the college football has become more questionable of late. You should pursue a career in sports radio, as to keep your macho ego exaggerated to epic proportions, à la Stuart Scott and his lazy discolored eye.
I wish you and your current “team” all the luck in the world, and I might attend a game when you’re playing in the Music City Bowl or the Texas Bowl… provided I’m not trying to woo the 19-year-old disaffected psychology student who works at Blockbuster and who is constantly trying to argue the philosophical merits of the Matrix trilogy. Take care and thanks for the laugh.
Sincerely,
Jai
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