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Crompton has a Red Zone Distraction

We want to provide a glimpse of how some fans really set themselves apart in a sea of orange & white. A source says that Tennessee QB Boy-King Jon Crompton is “distracted” by this Cromptonite in a bad way. His head is not in the game.  Sources say that poor center-QB exchanges,disguised coverages,  oskies and…

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We want to provide a glimpse of how some fans really set themselves apart in a sea of orange & white.

A source says that Tennessee QB Boy-King Jon Crompton is “distracted” by this Cromptonite in a bad way. His head is not in the game.  Sources say that poor center-QB exchanges,disguised coverages,  oskies and bad audibles are plaguing the Mountain Warrior Boy-King.

I wonder if Momma Crompton approves? (we do!!)

The Big Orange Nation is certainly encouraged by these beautiful acts of combining good looking women with Tennessee football tradition. Such acts will surely contribute to Jon Crompton’s ability energize his loyal fan base

Somebody needs to be giving their all for Tennessee!!!

21 responses to “Crompton has a Red Zone Distraction”

  1. Jmuthaf'nT Avatar
    Jmuthaf’nT

    that’s what the fuck I’m talkin bout

  2. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    Well below the average Eer Standards. She needs to be eating some biscuits and gravy

  3. LL Avatar
    LL

    Very nice, Jai.

    Eer: That’s what hot SEC Girls look like.

  4. AngryEers Daddy Avatar
    AngryEers Daddy

    Playing through pain
    Broken finger won’t sideline UT QB Ainge against Cal
    Posted: Wednesday August 29, 2007 7:03PM; Updated: Wednesday August 29, 2007 8:38PM

    KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Tennessee quarterback Erik Ainge has a broken pinkie on his throwing hand, but is expected to play Saturday at No. 12 California.

    “He’s thrown a bit, and it looks like he’s going to throw fine,” coach Phillip Fulmer said Wednesday. “But I appreciate his toughness getting back out there.”

    The senior jammed the right pinkie taking snaps on Monday and an X-ray on Wednesday revealed the break. Fulmer said he expected it would take three to four weeks for Ainge’s finger to be back to 100 percent.

    Fulmer said sophomore backup quarterback Jonathan Crompton was prepared to take over for Ainge if he struggles in the 15th-ranked Vols’ season opener.

    “If it doesn’t work out Jonathan will have to be ready to go, and I have the utmost confidence in Jonathan,” Fulmer said.

    In 2006, Crompton relieved Ainge, who was hindered by a sprained ankle, in the second quarter against LSU and finished the game 11 of 24 for 183 yards, two touchdowns and an interception.

    The then-redshirt freshman started the following game at Arkansas, adding two more touchdowns to his stats along with 174 yards passing.

    Crompton said Ainge’s broken finger is unfortunate, but he’s prepared to step in.

    “I’ve been preparing the same since day one,” he said. “That’s what you have to do.”

    As a junior, Ainge set a single-season school record for pass completions with 233, hitting on 67 percent of his passes with 19 touchdowns.

    Copyright 2007 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

  5. AngryEers Daddy Avatar
    AngryEers Daddy

    thought some of you may want to see this if you have not already

  6. Taco Bell Soft Tacos Avatar
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos

    Eer, I know you aren’t used to women with full sets of teeth but you will have to get used to it.

    Side note… I know its going to be an unwanted anal violation between LSU and MSU but I am getting pumped up!

  7. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    SEC Poon at it’s finest…

  8. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Those chicks are on my “Zero Inebrients Needed (but will probably indulge in them anyway just for fun)” list…

    I’d bet their moms are hot too…

  9. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    Like I said, nothing some biscuits and gravy couldn’t fix with these skinny girls

  10. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    I will also say that this guy should “check off” to a 2nd or 3rd receiver. From what Jai has said, this dude only throws for the homerun ball…

  11. VolinLA Avatar
    VolinLA

    Tennessee loses because this guy can’t nail this chick? You people have lost your minds…again

  12. shane Avatar
    shane

    Hope you UcheaTers enjoy Shreveport and the BallSack Bowl

  13. samara Avatar
    samara

    Jon? Call me, we need a win

  14. Rocco Siffredi Avatar
    Rocco Siffredi

    Jon,

    Your girl takes facials like a seasoned pro.

  15. Extra P. Avatar
    Extra P.

    Dude, I can totally see her uvula in that second picture.

  16. Tyrone Prothro's floppy get-a-way stick Avatar
    Tyrone Prothro’s floppy get-a-way stick

    Shane only a bammer would be dumb enough to call UT Ucheat. Further, only a bammer would be dumb enough to call out anyone for cheating after the plethora of scandals that have rocked the ghetto that is Tuscaloosa.

  17. Rocco Siffredi Avatar
    Rocco Siffredi

    “Dude, I can totally see her uvula in that second picture.”

    Thats nothing. You ought to feel it.

  18. CincinnatiBowtie Avatar
    CincinnatiBowtie

    Extra P, Mama Crompton doesn’t like that kinda talk! There will be no mention of penises or uvulas!

  19. katie Avatar
    katie

    i think that they are balls of shit

  20. josh Avatar
    josh

    sources say he still hasnt nailed her. guess that a to z penis only goes to r.

  21. Ron Zook's Open Can of Red Bull Avatar
    Ron Zook’s Open Can of Red Bull

    Clearly the boy must have snapping cooters in his head

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