Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

This is Florida week. I just don’t know if I have the energy for this. I suspect that the Piggly-Wigglys in Gunsville will sell out of Motts Apple Juice for the more discerning Gates. Real Gates don’t throw cheap piss substitutes.

Last Friday I told Swindle at EDSBS that I see a 63-35 win for the Gates. Not even Troy scoring a butt-load of points on the Gates has not changed my mind since then.

First of all, congrats to USC on beating UGA. Hard fought game on both sides. The UGA WR’s are still dropping passes, but the interior of USC D could be as good or better than LSU’s. Also, impressive performance out of LSU. I fully expected LSU to crush the living shit out of VPI. Just amazing in the way they did it. They have solidified themselves as the clearcut #1, unless it was just another overrated and overhyped Hokie team.

Auburn should write a letter of apology….for sucking. Thanks for losing to a B-list BCS Big East team. I think I could have designed South Florida’s logo a lot better. They look like a team out of the movie “Any Given Sunday”.

Is it possible that UF got faster? Or is everyone just fucking high and moving slower? Jesus, watching some of highlights, I think it could be. If their defense gets better, My beloved Vols better watch WATCH OUT for Timmy Te-Bleaux!!!

Finally, Alabama and Kentucky appear to be very solid also. I am really looking forward to that Kentucky/Louisville matchup, Kentucky wins this one. There could be 1500 yards of total offense in that game. Ole Miss is clearly the worst of the worst.

10 responses to “The SEC is clearly superior pretty f’n good (thanks Auburn)”

  1. There are no Piggly Wigglys in Florida.

    USF should’ve modeled their logo after the old USFL Jacksonville Bulls logo.

    I also think Kentucky beats Louisville.

    Jai, you really think that UF scores 63? C’mon. Also, Caldwell is out for this game. Why in the fuck he was still in when we’re up 49-7 is beyond me. Same with Tebow. Why is he still playing with 7 minutes left in the 4th? Unbelievable.

  2. Really on the piggly wigglys?

    UK over UL. I agree

    they (UF) hung 63 on UT before

  3. There USED to be Piggly Wigglys in FL but I haven’t seen one for about ten years…

    I’m pickin’ UK too…

    63 points on UT is a bit much…

    I’m actually worried about “Pinkie” Ainge…

    He might have a great day against our weak ass secondary…

  4. I watched the Fulmer show yesterday, and I thought he looked better than good.

    Foster is running strong

  5. Yeah, I have never seen a Piggly Wiggly here. However, we used to have Pantry Pride and Pic-N-Save.

    I just think 63 is a bit of a reach. I do think it will be a shootout, though. Like 48-41, something like that. Our secondary is just too young and inexperienced.

  6. The good thing about USF winning is we don’t have to hear about the ’05 Sugar Bowl anymore right?

  7. Good point, bigfootfool.

    I don’t know how to feel about the USF win. On one hand, it sucks that an SEC team lost to a Big East team at home.

    On the other hand, living in Florida and being a Gator, it’s pretty cool that USF right now the 2nd best team in the state of Florida – ahead of FSU and Miami (fuck those guys).

  8. Jai – this is a must read:

    http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10296963

    Jorts ahoy in Gainesville!

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    Tyrone Prothro’s Floppy Get-A-Way Stick

    Allied Van Lines Trucking school > Auburn

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