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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Florida Haiku

I had forgotten about this Haiku that Rocky Top Talk runs during game week. Here is the link [Haiku] I entered 5 beauties. I kept my entries pretty clean, “within community guidelines”, I may enter more. My 5 haikus: by “ball” you mean “bawl” coupled with cry, redundant read your Herban & Meyer SAT 8-9-0…

Capers Barr
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I had forgotten about this Haiku that Rocky Top Talk runs during game week. Here is the link [Haiku]

I entered 5 beauties. I kept my entries pretty clean, “within community guidelines”, I may enter more. My 5 haikus:

by “ball” you mean “bawl”
coupled with cry, redundant
read your Herban & Meyer

SAT 8-9-0
With a home-school diploma
Testing bound’ries, ass

Dopers and brawlers
Thieves and shootists
Geightors and cheats

Widen your redneck
You need some Jorts
Flock towards Gunsville

what a total Geightor
arrogant pompous douchebag
you don’t impress me

8 responses to “Florida Haiku”

  1. nica gator Avatar
    nica gator

    well done….i see the english department is finally up and running in knoxville

  2. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Gracias

  3. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Yeah…

    But apparently the math dept. ain’t so swell…

    Some of those haikus have too many syllables…

  4. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Just making a square peg fit in a round hole

  5. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    here is some math: 993,743

    That is the number of visitors to LWS

  6. bigfootfool Avatar
    bigfootfool

    does that count the 30 times a day we are on here checking if other people commented so that we can comment back?

  7. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    No idea, that would be a drop in the bucket

  8. LL Avatar
    LL

    Vol fans have no teeth.
    Dudes waving orange pom-poms
    Sporting ‘Bama Bangs.

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