Timing is everything. Timing is like Ryan Karl’s helmet meeting Andre Caldwell’s right leg in 2005, great timing right Timmy Tebow?
So when the Hot Chicks with Douchebags Blog posted “the Gator” douchebag [hcwdb] earlier this month I could not believe the timing.
Since we’re going with an orange theme today, meet The Gator .
Orange like Gatorade.
Skin leathery like an alligator.
The Gator’s shiny schlong-n-balls mark of the ‘bag on his forehead confirms what should already be patently obvious.
We are in the presence of uber-douche.
The Gator has no need for hand gestures or bling. No 10 Degree Hat Tilt. No popped collar.
He is a tidal wave of sheer douche psyche. His eyes summon the spirits of global choadbaggery. His greased Khan-like chest overacts like a douched out Shatner.
Behold! The power of scrote.
Each of the following douches are real Gator Douchebag fans. If I have omitted a Gator, please forgive me.
Check the pink semi-popping collar. This Gate is completed with Fulmer’s ass-sweat on his wide forehead.
Top Gun Gate. Does he go guns or missiles?
Some Gate Douches have small packages. The one on the left has a wiener landing strip on his chin
The Gator Leadership Committee. The Gator Douche on the right looks mildly retarded. Penis landing strip on his lip/ Check out String Bean lounging in the background, not really a leader, not part of the group…
A break from the gay Gator Douches. A more traditional pic. See the jorts?
A marginal chick with her tongue wagging. She is drinking Bud Light, bet she will be pooping green tebows in the morning.
Swami Gator with Timmy. Swami says, ” I am NAMBLA lets get it on!!!”
Crazy Gator Lady. See the dude in jorts? this was a Gate practice. Classy
Click Clack, Blake Mitchell on the left, Tribal Tat. He plays for the OBC. Douchebag once removed.
Cletus Van Damme Gator, his junk is in the air, tongue out. He creates his jorts by ripping them apart while he is wearing them
Beads? Landing strips? What’s going on in Gainesville?
No caption required
Panhandle Mullet, we were thankful too. #12 was a”waif”
JaxBo kicking it at the Lamplighter Trailer Park
A Gator Trifecta is in effect in this well-used but always classic photo.
A wistful Gate. Is he recalling UT’s Ryan Karl snapping UF’s Caldwell’s femur?
Latin Kings? MS-13? Huffing paint and stink fingers. Is that String Bean in the back again? Flashing some “sign”?
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