I audibly sharted in my 501 buttonfly Levis when I read this over at the Outermonvolia board. BrotherVoliver2 laments the loss of Kenny Chesney to the Gators and Tim Tebow [link].
Chesney is A TRUE Tennessean who makes Fulmer look like he is from Alabama. Greater than perhaps Alex Haley, Alvin York, Andrew Jackson, Elvis, and Buford Pusser all rolled into one. It just ripped my heart out to see him in that Gator helmet.
Meanwhile, check out Chesney’s Greatest Hits:
1) We (Tennessee) Lost It
2) Don’t Tap Me Twice
3) Tim Man
4) Fall In Love (with Renee Zelwegger)
5) All I Need To Grow (Tribute to Rogaine)
6) For the Third Down (Ballad of John Chavis)
7) Me and Peyton
8) Back Where I Look Dumb (with insert from Gainesville concert)
9) When I Close My Thighs
10) She’s Got Some Balls (Tribute to Billie Jean King)
11) That’s Why I’m Queer
12) How Tim Tebow Feels
F’n laugh out loud at this clown. Willing to do anything for a buck, even if it means singing a song wearing a Gate helmet, all the while hoping to get brokeback with Tebow…
What do you expect? Kenny Chesney is a tank top, shell necklace wearing cheeseball like all of the Florida fans. He can’t help but love them, because he wishes he was from Panama City. PC, the crown jewel of the Redneck Riveria
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