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Sore fucking losers and crybabies

The shortest verse in the Florida Playbook: Tebow Wept. Timothy Richard Tebow, The Patron Saint of Florida Panhandle Trailer Parks and Meth Labs, read of his conception and nearly virginal birth [link] Somebody please explain why Florida players, fans and coaches cry all of the time? If Tebow is going to jump around and taunt…

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The shortest verse in the Florida Playbook: Tebow Wept. Timothy Richard Tebow, The Patron Saint of Florida Panhandle Trailer Parks and Meth Labs, read of his conception and nearly virginal birth [link]

Somebody please explain why Florida players, fans and coaches cry all of the time? If Tebow is going to jump around and taunt the crowd, does he have to cry too? Laugh Out Fucking Loud!!! What a spoiled little brat. The homeschooling must have wrecked his socialization skills…..

What was the logic of the cell phone taunt to the rowdiest fans in the SEC? Is the kid letting all of the hype go to his head?
here is a gif from an FSU fan and I put in some screencaps:

29 responses to “Sore fucking losers and crybabies”

  1. LL Avatar
    LL

    Are you fucking kidding me, Jai?! 5 straight topics about Tebow and the Gators!?

    The cell phone taunt was because the LSU students got a hold of his cell phone number and blasted his phone with hate all week long. So he taunted them back after he scored a TD. Big fuckin’ deal.

    The kid has a target on his back that keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger and despite all of you praying for him to get injured and for him to cave to the pressure of playing full-time in the SEC, he hasn’t done so. So that makes you even more and more angry.

    The kid hates losing. HATES it. There’s nothing wrong with that. Make fun of it all you want but deep down you know you wish you had a QB on your team that cared that much.

    What I want to know is what’s the Hater Mantra going to be now? First it was “Tebow can’t pass”. Then, it was “Wait til he plays an SEC defense.” Then it was “Wait until the LSU defense gets a hold of him, wait til Dorsey gets a hold of him.” And? Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. He doesn’t get rattled. The Tiger Stadium crowd didn’t effect him (or our young team) at all. UF was able to run all over the greatest defense in the history of the world and mankind Saturday night, but they still lost. The youth of the defense showed in the 4th qtr. So be it.

    Speaking of defense, has anyone cracked the case on where the greatest Defensive Lineman in the history of planet Earth and the Milky Way Galaxy – Glenn Dorsey – was on Saturday night? He showed up in the last minute for 3 plays but he was missing for the first 59 minutes. Anyone?

    Keep thinking that UF sucks because they’ve lost their last 2 games in the final minute. Keep thinking that their time has passed them by and that they all of the sudden “suck” now. Your obsession with the Gators is going to drive you crazy. The future looks bright. We’ll be fine.

  2. Gator Mac Avatar
    Gator Mac

    Face it LL, we are the news!!!

    Let them have their fun

  3. gerry dorsey Avatar
    gerry dorsey

    horse….dead…..beating…..

    i hate the gators and i hate lsu even more. can we maybe talk about tennessee finally showing up for a game?? maybe we could make fun of “bammeroids”?? or maybe we could mention possibly THE BIGGEST FUCKING UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!

    for shit’s sake, get on with the show dude.

  4. Jmuthaf'nT Avatar
    Jmuthaf’nT

    I would think the USC game would be the big topic too. Far as the gators, does it make the dishragging they gave the vols any less painful?

  5. LL Avatar
    LL

    Gator Mac:

    You are correct. We are the news.

  6. Brian F. Avatar
    Brian F.

    It must suck even more living the year out with the fact that UT got beat down by Tebow. Sad that you have to bandwagon another school’s last minute win against UF. So nice to see how much power the orange and blue has over you.

    Still think your site is hill-air-e-us.

  7. gerry dorsey Avatar
    gerry dorsey

    and by the way…that “crybaby” was the best player on the field saturday night.

  8. LL Avatar
    LL

    Gerry:

    Thank you for seeing that. UF may have lost their last 2, but it’s not because Tebow has failed his teammates or played poorly by any means.

  9. Extra P. Avatar
    Extra P.

    Man… I feel really bad for….

    Naw, I can’t even say it as a joke. HAW HAW HAW!!!!!

    I caught sight of a sign that read “Tebow wears Jorts” on Gameday Saturday – was that you, Jai?

  10. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Why in the blue hell would anyone actually give 2 shits about Stanford/USC?

    The best game was in Baton Rouge. Reading some of Jai’s previous posts he mentions the LSU/UF as the game of the year.

    I support his focus. You stupid gators just don’t like being on a losing streak.

  11. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Oh, and the patron saint of the panhandle Trailer parks is gold

  12. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Brian F

    What is gatorbait technologies?

  13. TigerChick Avatar
    TigerChick

    As much as Florida is all things evil and wrong, I’m not gonna mock a 19-year-old who played extremely well, and who was overwhelmed with emotion. If his brain ever catches up to what his his body, all of us anti-Gator folks are in trouble.
    I will, however, mock his “genius” coach, as the Second Greatest Coach in All College Football (Behind Only Charlie Weis) and Great Offensive Guru got outcoached our what..”short bus resident.” Not good. Not good.
    And LL, try not to blast an entire city and region because people talk some nasty smack about your boys. They’ll be in the championship. UGa and Tennessee are schizophrenic, and UK is still UK.

  14. gerry dorsey Avatar
    gerry dorsey

    tigerchick are you really a girl?? that’s the most sensible comment i’ve read on here in a while. cocktails.

  15. LL Avatar
    LL

    Ears:

    Does anyone like being on a losing streak? Kick us while we’re down because you won’t get the chance to do it that often.

  16. LL Avatar
    LL

    TigerChick:

    Where did I blast an entire city or region? In the other thread about Katrina?

  17. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    I think Angry Eer made his most logical comment….ever…..in regards to your program

  18. D Avatar
    D

    I admit to being a HUGE Gator Hater and love nothing more than to see Tebow walking off the field a loser, but he has gone off this year. I can’t deny that. But I don’t think he’s a truly elite QB yet, because he’s primarily a one-read QB. Maybe he gets there, maybe not. He’s got time. But he has to stop crying. If you’re gonna be man enough to taunt, you gotta be man enough to take the loss with dry eyes.

  19. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    LL…

    People hate what they don’t understand…

    And Jai can’t understand why Herban keeps kicking Phil in the crotch annually…

    I’d probably be pissed too if I was in his shoes…

  20. TigerChick Avatar
    TigerChick

    LL:

    Yep.

    Keep the fire where it belongs: under the Big Least.
    🙂

  21. TigerChick Avatar
    TigerChick

    PS: I am most definitely a girl. Thanks!

  22. WarEagle1914 Avatar
    WarEagle1914

    Amazing!!! all the crap Florida talks about Georgia every year and they can’t handle the QB being taunted….Grow some balls losing is a two way street. Tebow with no doubt be a great quaterback but he has to toughen up..There’s no crying in football. if he’s going to cry do it away from the camera so some idiot on YouTube doesn’t catch it. And by the way Auburn loves Tebow…he’s good eatin’

  23. LL Avatar
    LL

    WarEagle:

    You’re right. Losing is a two-way street. Forgive us Gators if we are acting all “weird” and “out of sorts” today. We are not used to “losing” and we don’t plan on getting used to it.

    Auburn has our number and played a helluva game 2 weeks ago. Time to move on.

  24. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    LL

    you should pull for my Eers. We still have a shot at the NC

  25. Extra P. Avatar
    Extra P.

    You should pull my ears. We took a shot from the still in NC.

  26. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Eer…

    A one loss BE team will never get a shot at the MNC…

    Unless that team is from Florida…

  27. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    You gators really should heed that WVU fan’s gracious offer to jump on their band wagon

  28. gatorhippy Avatar
    gatorhippy

    Why is that?

    It’s not like the Eer wagon is going anywhere…

    If I’m jumping on a bandwagon, I’m sticking with my home state…

    Just like Devine is wishing he had now…

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