Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Anyone catch Stu Scott’s poetry reading on Sports Center? Here is an ode that I have dedicated to the Anchor with the uncaged eye:

dEAR sTUART sCOTT
YOU SUCK i WANT TO PUNCH YOU
a couple of times

OMG U’R PWNED
rampant dumbass
ramblin’ from Bristol
without due respect
O SHIT WTF

oh the “Sports” Center
a safe haven for assholes;
the chronically meek

morons with agendae
pervade and ‘taint’ most TVs
find some temperance

That is all!!

4 responses to “Stu Scott’s Def Poetry Jam”

  1. he’s always reminded me of a white guy trying to act black… i’m surprised he can even read the cue cards.

  2. Stu, which one of us are you looking at?

  3. After listening to Scott’s poetry jam, I tried to take my own life. Fortunately, the poisin didn’t work, so I’m still here.

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