For the sanity of the college football, we need an LSU win. its been so long since the Roids have done anything even the Bear is getting restless. Despite the Roids rich tradition of cheating, human buying and Ref bribery it is clear to this Blog that Bama is back. The current staff in Tuscaloosa of the highest caliber, more than ever could be desired in a football staff. They are unmatched in football acumen, character, and dedication: fitting ambassadors of the fine university which they so eloquently represent.
The word “Alabama” that they are so proud of is respected from coast to coast! You Roids need to keep Saban. He’s another Bear. Give him time. I mean just look at his demeanor, that scowl, all of those curse words during interviews. You can tell Bear’s inside him. Leave him the hell alone and he will bring the Roids back to glory again.
If LSU somehow does hand them this game there will be parades in the Ghetto of T-Town, overturning cars, goalposts torn down, shops and storefronts looted by ice cream eating hoodlums, Saban statues erected, Bryant-Denny will be renamed renamed as The Saban Sanctuary, puppies will be sacrificed, 72 virgins (they would have to be tourists, everyone knows that there aren’t any virgins in Bama, RTR) will be paraded through the streets, Governor Riley [Bammer governor] will declare Monday a state holiday, Saban’s salary will be increased from 4 million to 8 million overnight, ESPN will declare the Bammeroids the favorite to win their 13th national title (it is only 5, but we are using Bammer math), the BCS will put them over tOSU, Oregon, Arizona State, OU and all other teams all the way to #1.
Finally,
The Barn will cancel their game with Bama out of fear, Tuberville will resign, and Sarah Jessica John Parker Wilson will win the Heisman.
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