Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

[Related Ville hate link to WVMountaineer.com]

Thursday. ESPN. Football. It’s game night in Motown, the hills have eyes and echoes, time to work some Mountaineer magic. Let’s Go! “8 Nov 2007”. Ville fans, please don’t bring your STD inflicted skags with their rusty sheriffs badges  to West Virginia either…

Let me tell you something Mr. Delusional Cardinal fan. You are not coming into Morgantown and beating WVU. Not ever! Read just how far these Shit Birds have fallen:

What Will Happen
– It’ll be a battle right up until the end with Pitt at West Virginia deciding the Big East BCS representative. Louisville will lose at West Virginia, West Virginia will lose at Rutgers, and Rutgers will be upset by South Florida and lose on the road to Louisville. In the end, the Mountaineers will get the nod because of their head-to-head victory over the Cardinals. Pre Season College Football News

Louisville fans are the most jealous fans in the world. They are jealous of Wv football and Ky basketball. They feel they have to prove themselves to the world. They feel they don’t get enough respect. They cry about everything. I was just wondering why they are that way? What was Louisville doing in the mid to late 1980’s, when WVU was beating the likes of Florida (in the Peach Bowl), winning AT OKLAHOMA, scoring the most points on a Joe Paterno team ever, playing for a national championship, and beating Doug Flutie four straight years?

What was Louisville accomplishing during that span? Was WVU a flash in the pan? What was Louisville doing in the late 1990’s, while WVU was sporting a #1-ranked defense in the nation and grooming a future Pro Bowl QB?

Louisville 1990-1999 = 59 wins
WVU 1990 – 1999 = 65 wins

Last year around this time, I think there was a fan war raging on both schools message boards, mostly because they were so jealous of our supremely designed and clearly legal onside kick. They were running around crying about how they walked into a scene from Wrong Turn and were abused by drunken, toothless barbarians.

Certainly they don’t think that we are now an after-thought now, because they got one win in the series. To say that they really were angry last year because of the way they were treated here is not reasonable, because visitors are received warmly at WVU by more fans than they are harassed by. Perhaps they were genuinely upset by our ingenious, and clearly legal onside kick, and now feel vindicated because their team lucked up and finished with more points than WVU last year. Maybe they are hesitant to pop shit because they are afraid that there has been a drop-off with coach KrackleFart.

A year ago there seemed to be a nice rivalry brewing between WVU and lewisville, now the fan bases don’t seem to be acknowledging each other much. I liked it better last year when they hated us; that’s what rivalries are built on — a good, respectful hatred. I hope their fans come here this year and get pissed on by hoards of drunken heathens and leave feeling like their team got cheated.

Last year I questioned whether loserville was worthy of rivalry status, but since their team was fortunate enough not to be defeated by WVU last year, I welcome Lewisville as a rival. I want them to hate us, and I hope the WVU game hurts their feelings every year.

Country Roads!!!!

12 responses to “America’s Team Versus Louisville”

  1. Got any pics of her gash?

  2. dig around here for the NSFW pics:

    http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1848

  3. W.Va in mid to late 80s beating the Gates?!

    try 1981 douchebag….hardly the ‘mid to late 80s’. what about the undefeated W.Va vs. the Gates in the Sugar Bowl….41-7 biaatch

    do they teach math in morgantown?

  4. WVU, America’s team? You must be popping some hillbilly heroin pills if you think WVU is America’s team. WVU is the very definition of a “flash in the pan” program. In 2 years, you will be lucky if your MountainQueers even win 7 games.

    You seem really confident about WVU winning tonight. In this craziest of seasons, it would not surprise me at all if Pussville pulls off the upset. Lets not forget how Pussville manhanled WVU last season. Remember Slaton crying on the sidelines about his hand when WVU’s season was slipping away?

  5. Does “America’s team” even have a win over a ranked opponent this year?

  6. LOL!!! I can’t stop laughing!! WVU fans are nonstop comedy!!! Here are some of my favorites:

    “What was Louisville doing in the mid to late 1980’s, when WVU was beating the likes of Florida (in the Peach Bowl).”
    Are you referring to the 26-6 victory you guys got back on 12-31-1981?? If so, please don’t forget to mention the 41-7 ass-handing back on 1-1-94. ROTFLOL!!!

    “winning AT OKLAHOMA”
    Congrats, you FINALLY won in Norman on 9-11-82, 41-27…after you had been beaten twice previously, 47-14(9-27-58), & 52-10(9-16-78). ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

    “scoring the most points on a Joe Paterno team ever, playing for a national championship.”
    Are you referring to the 51 points you scored back in 10-29-1988? If so, please mention how Penn St own’s a 48-9-2 advantage against you. ROTFLOL!!!

    Guys, have any of you noticed that all of this glory that AngryEer’s keeps referring to all occurred in the 80’s??? OMG, I can’t take, I’m laughing so hard my head is hurting…I need an Excedrin.

  7. Ugliest. Uniforms. Ever.

    Perhaps they you should have called them “Chiquita’s Team” instead…

    The fuckin BananEers…

  8. It’s refreshing to see that Charlie Stubbs is still messing up offenses to this very day. It’s making my have flashbacks of Alabama in 2000.

  9. making me *

  10. I feel confident that his projected WVU and the BCS is approaching Ohio State Failboat legend

  11. “Perhaps they you should have called them “Chiquita’s Team” instead…”

    They look like “Random Urine Tests” to me…

  12. Oh it is going to be ugly for angry….

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