Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

After the announcement on Tuesday of the new coach at Arkansas, ADs at Michigan, UCLA, Colorado St., Duke, Houston, N. Illinois, and SMU have already begun calling Fayetteville asking for permission to speak to Bobby Petrino.

He is already considered the favorite for the LSU job if Miles leaves for Michigan on January 8th. 

In all seriousness, with bringing in Bobby Petrino the SEC has taken two years to remove the best coach from the Big East and place him in the SEC.  It’s hard to find a really bad coach in the SEC at this point. 

The Razorback Nation is pretty excited about this hire, but will definately be waiting and watching.  The talk in the sports world today is about Bobby Petrino being a bastard that would stab his own mother in the back for a cool $2.8 million a year, but it seems like he’s been a guy just trying to find his niche.  He realized he couldn’t cut it in the NFL, but there have been many other coaches who couldn’t. 

We do feel a little strange about it, because it’s similar to the guy who has a girlfriend that is way hotter than him.  I now understand what Carolina fans were feeling when Spurrier was hired in ’04, except better because Arkansas isn’t a shit program like over in Columbia.

I’ll be surprised if he lasts through January, but if he does I’ll give it a year and then he’s off to some other gig.

29 responses to “What Bobby Petrino is really thinking”

  1. I for one, will miss Ed Orgeron

  2. He won’t be gone, as long as he lives in your avatar

  3. Jai, you could still have O around in the SEC. Spurrier does need a D-coordinator after all.

  4. you can't spell oUTback bowl without UT Avatar
    you can’t spell oUTback bowl without UT

    But wouldn’t it be great if he took the DC job at South Carolina?
    It doesnt make sense to me but I’ve heard rumors.
    It’ll be just like when the Zooker was the DC at UF in the early 90’s!

    http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/12/curious-index-121207/

  5. thank God O is going to be around.

    Of course he lives through my avatar. i will never change it

  6. Bobby Petrino “doesn’t love you or any other fan base. He doesn’t love any school or any NFL franchise. He loves himself, his playbook and his bank account.”

  7. Suck it Hogs

  8. hey O is a great assistant and recruiter. It is possible he could be a good coach with more experience…

  9. @6 shouldn’t that actually be from Pat Forde?

    I also don’t see how he loves his bank account… he did take a paycut…

  10. you can't spell oUTback bowl without UT Avatar
    you can’t spell oUTback bowl without UT

    If he and Spurrier get together, they need to make a reality show out of it.

    Do you think Coach O can say “click clack” without stuttering?

  11. I am Pat Forde Shhhhhhhh, don’t tell

  12. i can’t let motherfuckers like Petrino and Meyer steal my headlines. I am bigger than Bear

  13. Spurrier couldn’t carry my jock

    O can’t spell Jock

  14. Gus Malzahn has big balls Avatar
    Gus Malzahn has big balls

    Arkansas just stooped to Alabama/Nick Saban levels, a situation all Razorback and SEC fans still to this day guffaw at ‘Bama fans about. Alabama’s hiring of a successful coach and potential resurgence of the program was overshadowed by the complete dishonesty surrounding it. Arkansas just topped that, something many thought was impossible.

    He may win as a Hog, but at what cost and for how long?

  15. @14: Just under $3mil/yr and anywhere from one month to three years. I doubt much of the Arkansas fanbase expects anything long-term from this guy. It’s not like we’re Bama fans for Christ’s sake.

  16. Bobby Petrino is out there. He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

  17. @9

    Saban took a $1 million pay cut this year as well, but nobody cares. Once you get the hired gun label, it sticks.

  18. Howard Schnellenberger Avatar
    Howard Schnellenberger

    I don’t understand why Arkansas didn’t want to go with me.

  19. Hear the latest: Petrino will be hand cuffed to Frank Broyles for three months as part of his contract and will not be able to take the LSU job. Bat Shit Crazy Ed Orgeron will revive the program at LSU because of his “cajun” blood lines and world class handling of the bull whip. June Jones goes back to Atlanta and Spurrier says aloha to the Cocks and is off to Hawaii, in the interim Grobe will coach both the Demons and the Cocks until Fatso Fulmer takes the Cocks job. Belichick is rumored for the Orange but no confirmation at this time.

  20. The part about Petrino being handcuffed to Broyles wouldn’t surprise me.

  21. Yeah What else is Broyles gonna do since he is taking his finger off of the UA athletic program for the first time in 50 years.

    Anybody else think we might be buying time until Malzahn becomes a head coach that can spurn us? Or will we not offer him a job a la Jimmy Johnson?

  22. @21 When they interviewed Malzahn a week or two ago, were they serious, or was that just a backhanded slap at Nutt?

  23. beats me… Maybe it was just to make the springdale portion of the fan base happy. Malzahn couldn’t even get the Houston job….

  24. Now we find out that “paragon of virtue”, Jerry Jones was in on the Petrino Betrayal. Certainly figures, a bunch of character flawed clowns running around cutting devious deals in the dark of night and Petrino did not have the balls to meet with the Atlanta team, just fled like an Arab in the night. Arkansas really got them a peach. First of all how can a player believe anything Petrino says and how long will it take that jerk to cut himself another covert deal?

  25. Ahh, but you see the beauty behind Jeff Long “The new evil genious” plan. Get a good coach. Then bring him to Arkansas in such a manner that no one ever trusts him. That way if he does try to cut and run for another college team within 2 years, they will not hire him and thus he stays at Arkansas. It’s brilliant.

  26. @25
    But what happens when Long gets the boot from Broyles before Petrino hauls ass?

  27. Coach Mark Richt Avatar
    Coach Mark Richt

    I’m bringing this thread back.

    Bobby Petrino is a douche bag. I look forward to playing him so I can spit in his eyes. I hope Arkansas comes to its senses and fires the son of a bitch.

    You suck Petrino!

  28. Coach Richt, are you a Hawks fan? The Hawks haven’t been cool since the dirty bird was popular. At least Michael Vick and the other Hawks players were cleaner than the dirt bags and slime balls they keep in Athens, aka the trash heap of the SEC.

    Is anybody else scared of a team that went from second to last in passing last season to second in passing?

    Congrats on your paper championship btw. At least you can say that at the end of the season with two SEC losses.

  29. Coach Mark Richt Avatar
    Coach Mark Richt

    Glad I bookmarked this.

    BigfootFOOL: are you such a dumbass that you don’t know that the Hawks are a basketball team? Don’t swallow your tongue waiting for my Dawgs to lose two.

    And, yes, I am enjoying my paper championship thus far. Have you seen my Ford commercial?

    Tell me- has Petrino discovered yet that McFadden left college last year?

    The entire state of Arkansas is in denial. Do you really think that Petrino gives two damns about a) his contract or b) the Razorbacks? Christ no he doesn’t! I hope Ole Miss whips your ever loving ass!!!

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