Check out the Buffet Buster behind the immobile Mallet!
Mallet probably would not have fit in WVU retread Rich Rodriguez’s spread offense that well anyway. Mallet looks like a bigger, slower, stronger-armed and obviously smarter version of Chris Leak. Mallet will have to sit out a year and by that time Bobby Petrino will have moved on to another team.
Leak? He tried to run the spread option for Human Cyborg down in Gainesville, and he really seemed waifish and contact shy.
Noun – Watch that scared waif run the option. Lets kick him and rub dirt in his waif-face.
Verb – Look Chris Leak. Get on the ground before you get waifed up.
Adjective – Look at that waif QB. How very waif he is.
Adverb – He ran the ball waifly short of the first down marker.
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