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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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I went to Pluto

Trooper Taylor speaks on his time in Knoxville: “It’s fun getting back to the spread offense and hearing the formations being called the same way and hearing some of the plays being called the same way,” Taylor said. “It’s like I’m speaking the same language again where before I went to Pluto and I had…

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Trooper Taylor speaks on his time in Knoxville: “It’s fun getting back to the spread offense and hearing the formations being called the same way and hearing some of the plays being called the same way,” Taylor said. “It’s like I’m speaking the same language again where before I went to Pluto and I had to learn 3 yards and a cloud of dust again.” [link]

Tennessee is not in the solar system, Trooper. But that is OK, if you wish to be critical of an offensive coordinator that has two Super Bowl winning QBs on his resume, no chest bump for you.  I think that the author of this article is a rabidly right-wing loon who believes that all universities not named Tennessee  are secretly trying to indoctrinate students into some grand liberal scheme to bring gun control and gay sex (yes Florida Geighness) into every home.

and then we have this:

Former UF Running Back Coach Stan Drayton quotes attacking Florida and Herban Meyer…..”I know at the University of Tennessee that when my wife walks through the door at lunch time with my kids, I am not going to have a head coach looking at me sideways because I have my family in a working environment.” [Tennessee Rivals Interview].

Does that mean that  the ESPN special report on Florida coaches bringing their family to practice on  “Family Day” was bullshit? You know the  special that I am talking about.  Where Tebeaux is playing toss with Herban’s kid?  And he was not playing toss with Nikki you silly.  Nikki is a girl….geez.  Which reminds me, is Tebow watching American Idol? I wonder who his fave is? Danny?

Drayton formerly held the title of: “stinking festering pile of worthlessness”  also known as “Florida Running Back Coach .”  Is Florida OC Dan Mullen an idiot?  Florida’s offense with all it’s weapons only relies on Tebow and Harvin. They may not have the best, but they  have competent running backs that they never use. When the running backs get carries they did well. But it is always Tebow left…Tebow up the middle…Tebow right….Harvin reverse….a ten year old could call a better game on his Xbox.

58 responses to “I went to Pluto”

  1. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    A ten year old could call a better game? Well, that doesn’t say much about UTK’s defensive play calling over the last 3 years…

    2007: UF 59 – UT 20
    2006: UF 21 – UT 20
    2005: UF 16 – UT 7

  2. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Looked real solid against Auburn. Want to discuss those games?

  3. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Anyone else concur that Tebow like Danny Noriega for American Idol?I could see a gentle brokeback kiss between the 2 of them….or just a good solid sob fest

  4. GranMyra Avatar
    GranMyra

    i wish i had a pic of noriega crying

  5. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    @2 No, not really.

  6. LL Avatar
    LL

    Wow. You guys are a bunch of fags for watching American Idol.

  7. LL Avatar
    LL

    Side notes:
    That UF Rushing offense had 700 yards more than Tennessee’s in 2007 and averaged over 1 more yard more per carry. UF’s rushing offense has outrushed Tennessee the last 3 years head-to-head.

    In 2006, UF had 800 more rushing yards and averaged over 1 more yard more per carry than UT. In 2005, UF had 350 more rushing yards than UT and averaged a 1/2 yard more per carry.

  8. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    LL, fag = Tebow is the point Jai is makin. IMHO

  9. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    LL, subtract T-Bone’s numbers from ’07 and recalculate. Just curious to see if that would still hold.

  10. LL Avatar
    LL

    Ears, I get that. It’s lame.

  11. LaMarcus Coker Avatar
    LaMarcus Coker

    We all know that UF is just a drug-riddled program on the decline. Those 3-straight wins against UT-Knoxville were just flukes. And that MNC means nothing to me.

  12. Gerald Jones Avatar
    Gerald Jones

    Those gates are just a bunch of potheads.

  13. Appy State Avatar
    Appy State

    don’t forget that Florida lost to a fucking big 10 team in a bowl, dumbass

  14. Ahmad Paige Avatar
    Ahmad Paige

    I know Gerald, Herban must not have ever heard of the D.A.R.E. program.

  15. LL Avatar
    LL

    3DHB: Funny. Bottom line is that the running game works, but Drayton’s Running Backs couldn’t produce. Good riddance.

  16. Doug Dickey Avatar
    Doug Dickey

    Didn’t UT-Knoxville lose to a Big 11 team in the oUTback bowl following the 2006 season?

  17. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Is lame the new word of the day?

  18. Ron Zook's Empty Red Bull Can Avatar
    Ron Zook’s Empty Red Bull Can

    I recall the angst of losing Drayton amongst the Gate Nation. Oh, the handwringing and ball sweats. People in Gainesville were actually praying to a real God for help.

  19. Danny Noriega Avatar
    Danny Noriega

    Please vote for me Gator Nation. Tebow wants me to win so you you should want me too

  20. MoonDog Avatar
    MoonDog

    Did Danny have a sex change operation he isn’t telling us about?

  21. Britton Colquitt Avatar
    Britton Colquitt

    You gates are really stupid. You must be a bunch of drunks.

  22. Dallas "Bike Taker" Baker Avatar
    Dallas “Bike Taker” Baker

    Where can I get an fully auto AK-47 (or 74)?

  23. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @22 Try the Bama locker room.

  24. Phil "FA" Fulmer Avatar
    Phil “FA” Fulmer

    Where can I find a good gastric bypass surgeon? Anyone have Charlie Weis’ number?

  25. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    American Idol is the Fags World Series.

  26. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @24 Call Mark Mangino at 664-792-3135.

  27. Mind looser Avatar
    Mind looser

    LL your rush offense may have produced more yards, but it was your QB and WR that had the majority of those yards.

    Drayton coached running backs… or were you not aware of that?

  28. urban meyer Avatar
    urban meyer

    Where can I score some ethics and morals? Need a contact #for Nick Saban or Rich Rod ASAP

  29. Timmy T. Avatar
    Timmy T.

    @25 Do they award Heismans and Sullivan Awards too?

  30. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @28 Forget $aban and Rod, shoot an email up to Bobby Petrino at http://www.hogwired.com.

  31. Phil "FA" Fulmer Avatar
    Phil “FA” Fulmer

    I have figured out how I can finally defeat Meyer next year.

    I just have to convince the NCAA to change the rules and ban QBs and WRs from running the ball. I mean, what kind of idiot OC would allow anyone other than the RB to carry the ball anyway? Victory is ours!!!

    Is it too early to predict a 3rd straight year at the oUTback bowl?

  32. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @ 29 No, only the Tebone Trophy for Best Light in the Loafers Flamer.

  33. MoonDog Avatar
    MoonDog

    #31 – Half of your team will be incarcerated by the time we see you in Knoxville.

  34. LL Avatar
    LL

    @18: I’m not bothered by losing Drayton. I’m bothered by the fact that he went to another SEC East school. Drayton did not get the best out of his RBs. So why would UT want him? Hmmm???

  35. LL Avatar
    LL

    zigzag @ 25: My thoughts exactly.

  36. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @33 Maybe the Vols and Gators should play the game in the Rocky Top Correctional Center.

  37. LL Avatar
    LL

    Moondog @ 33: You’re right. 1/2 of the Tennessee Football team will be incarcerated by the time UF comes to play in September.

  38. LL Avatar
    LL

    Hmmm…. “The Longest Yard 2” ? “Inmates vs. Inmates” ?

  39. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/03/04/fulmer-cupdate-cavaliers-forward/

    @33: I’m confused MoonDog, what team are you talking about.

  40. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    Don’t worry UT-K fans, you’ll get plenty of these at the oUTback bowl in January:

    http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/03/05/holy-offseason-hell-the-bloomin-onion-is-twenty/

  41. Ann Coulter's Wang Avatar
    Ann Coulter’s Wang

    It doesn’t suprise me that you can’t spell “oUTback bowl” without “UT”. What puzzles me is that there is no “UT” in “hypocrite”…

  42. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @39 Does the Gator Nation take as much pride in their ownership of the Vols, as the War Eagle does in their’s of the Tide Rollers?

  43. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    Although I hate nothing more than F$U and Thug-U. I think that UT, is my most hated SEC team. With that being said, I still pull for the Vols against any non-conference opponent, especially when you beat the Noles for the MNC a in ’98. But that is just my personal thoughts on the rivalry.

  44. Bama Nation Avatar
    Bama Nation

    UFAG: University of Florida At Gunsville

    @42, You got a 6 game streak, we got 12 NCs. Fuck off!

  45. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    It has been scientificallyproven that Bama does not have 12 NCs, Dumb ass

  46. Rex Grossman Avatar
    Rex Grossman

    @42 There is a UF in Buttfuck

  47. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    @44, Thanks for reminding me of that shit hole of a cheating oasis that is the T-Town Ghetto. UA-T, the school for kids who couldn’t get into Auburn, is the one school that could possibly unite the entire SEC (except ArKansas) in it’s mutual hatred for the hundred dollar handshake. I suppose one redeeming quality about the Vols is their apathy towards your history of breaking the rules and shaming the rest of the conference.

    P.S. Bear Bryant is still dead.

  48. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    @ 46: There are 2 “UT”s in buttfuck

  49. Rex Grossman Avatar
    Rex Grossman

    Fine.. bear is with Jesus and…….you can’t spell fluffer without UF

  50. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    cUnT without UT?

  51. LL Avatar
    LL

    zigzag: To be perfectly honest with you, I take pride in beating UT mainly because of their hate for UF. I But then again, everyone HATES the Gators.

  52. MoonDog Avatar
    MoonDog

    Half of the Gators team, along with virtually the entire bammer roster will be incarcerated by the time we (my beloved Vols) will play them in Knoxville this year. Our guys will have been given work-release by then.

    What’s up with all of you Gator and Bammer fans hanging out here? Don’t you have your own sites? Or are they so boring you need to come to this haven for Vol fans and contaminate us with your presence?

  53. JoRo Avatar
    JoRo

    I am a fan of the Crimson Tide/
    I go whereever I choose//
    If I go to the men’s room, I go to the head of the line. Why?

    I am a fan of the schoool that built the SEC.

    If I choose to visit this website, the God is on my side. Why?

    I am a fan of the the school that bult the SEC.

    RTR

  54. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @49 “The Bear is with Jesus”? For you $abanites shouldn’t that just be The Bear is Jesus and leave the with out?

  55. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @44 I disagree with your 12 NCs. I count at least 17 NCs as of right now. No, no, not National Championships, “Neanderthal Criminals”.

  56. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    @53 That poetry sucks like Danny Norriega. You better stick with that day job of cleaning those rest rooms at Bryant-Denny.

  57. JoRo Avatar
    JoRo

    I have been a huge SEC Football fan my entire life and am proud to be an alumni of an SEC University. I live in seattle washington now and i always hear remarks of how stupid people are from alabama. i have even been told that my degree from alabama is no better than a high school degree in the state of washington. maybe the good people of alabama are not as modern and are not as intellectual driven like people in the city of seattle or new york, but football is our expression. alabama football used to be a since of pride for people from alabama. it used to say to the rest of the nation that we know ya’ll all think were stupid and ignorant, but here’s a taste of our football team. here’s a dose of the crimson and white that full of heart, toughness, and guts and is always able to hit you in the mouth and will do whatever it takes to win. then people from alabama can say maybe were not as intellectual, but we know how to beat ass. it saddens me that we have lost that

  58. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Comment 57 caused an implosion when everybody lost their lips.

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