As most of you know, the LWS staff has taken a few days out of our rigorous schedule (read: scooping major media outlets. Hopson? Smith?) to focus on the quick-to-ban “website” of Trailer Park All Stars known as Outermonvolia. I will say we have one more “ace in the hole” if needed, but we doubt it will be required after this little gem was brought to our attention just minutes ago.
Resident Outermonvolia homosexual, Orange Butt (comments on our site under Wooley Mammoth), threatened Jai’s family and has called him 4 times for what appears to be attempts at phone sex. I decided to touch base with a source (We aren’t short on th0se here at LWS.) deep inside the tiny little army of OM to get the scoop. The source can confirm that Orange Butt frequents Failquest in his spare time. His handle, you ask? Crompton4Heisman. Luckily, he has befriended many on OM and had access to a video meant for the sock drawer. C4H/Orange Butt is a college student at UT, and had a little too much to drink one night.
Additional Note:
Toward the end of this video, you will see and hear a TP All Star chanting “We want Tay Tay.” Our source confirms this is OM’s own GenghisVol. I am told he is no longer a student at UT, just enjoys loitering around frat castles in Knoxville. The term “Tay Tay” is a new one for those at LWS, but through diligent research we can report that it is a term used in frat circles for bukkake.
I think this is hysterical. The guy who has called Jai’s home multiple times, the one that threatens the well being of his wife and children, enjoys having dicks drawn all over him on the weekend… and apparently being the biscuit in the traditional “soggy biscuit” with the fellas. By the looks of this kid, I doubt he could whip himself out of a wet paper bag, so we’re not that worried.
A huge shout out to our source. Obviously, this has been an ongoing project, but as usual, LWS gets the scoop. If we had not all been banned, we’d post a link on OM to give hope to everyone else in the closet. Something tells me, however, that their 15 member army will venture over here for a look. Enjoy.
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