still sucks. I don’t like country music in general, and this uber-douche is the perfect stereotype why. Music in general today sucks, and pop-country is in no way appealing to me. Anyone remember uber-douche’s Keg in the Closet tour of college (mostly SEC) towns? People that were in Oxford remember it, and for all the wrong reasons.

Waiting on his sleeveless pink shirt to dry. Macho Man
So I don’t like country music anyways, but most of my buddies in college did and still do, so they convince me to stand in line to get tickets to see the world’s shortest coke head (yes, this fucker has a serious cocaine problem, so I have been told) play in Oxford. “But H-Back, dude, I know you hate country music but the chicks love this dude.” It also didn’t help that there was an attractive young blond with questionable moral standards sporting a tramp stamp there encouraging me to keep her company during her wait. It was a fucking cold night/morning trying to get tickets to a show that would never take place.
Fuck this dood. $50 says Uber-douche’s next target of affection after Mr. 890 is Matt Stafford. Uber-douche already has a history with UGA QBs.




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