“Vols, bitch.” It’s not just a two word phrase; it’s a way of life. A simple set of words, yet a set of words capable of melting the face right off an unsuspecting recepient. What are these “Vols, bitch” moments that model every fiber of our being? Well…
Dunk a basketball on an unsuspecting father of two at the Y… “Vols, bitch.”
Drop 5 G’s on a new 1080i LCD for the bonus room where you will watch the demolition of the Dawgs and Gates… “Vols, bitch.”
Boot a soccer ball into an 11-year-old’s grill… “Vols, bitch.”
Drain a 20 foot birdie putt on some Vandy fans… “Vols, bitch.”
Chug the last beer in your case and chase it with a tequila shot… “Vols, bitch.”
Swim…right after you eat… “Vols, bitch.”
Making a suburban pre-teen quit in NCAA Football on XBOX Live… “Vols, bitch.”
Virtual TD’s… “Vols, bitch.”
Finish your closing remarks in the court room… “Vols, bitch.”
Watch the B. Maze rap video [youtube] at the office… “Vols, bitch.”
Ainge in Athens… “Vols, bitch.”
Meet a chick at the bar. Spill your drink all over the two of you. Still get the pussy… “Vols, bitch.”
Riot after a big game… “Vols, bitch.”
Giving a girl the “I don’t think we should have sex yet. I don’t want to screw things up” speech simply because you know it guarantees eternal sex at the snap of your fingers… “Vols, bitch.”
Your dog dropping a duece in your neighbor’s yard… “Vols, bitch.”
Walk up to a tailgate in Athens, steal a Dawg fan’s beer, take a drink, look them dead in the eye, smash it on the ground, and walk away… “Vols, bitch.
Beating the Dawgs 28-0 at halftime… “Vols, bitch.”
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