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UGA VI….Where is your Dog now?

Could this death [link] be attributed to the College World Series? Is this the year of the Dawg or is it the beginning of the impending implosion in Athens? Some on this blog believe that the Dawgs are on the overrated side…. When does Smokey get to break in his new bitch? Two Georgia alumni,…

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Could this death [link] be attributed to the College World Series? Is this the year of the Dawg or is it the beginning of the impending implosion in Athens? Some on this blog believe that the Dawgs are on the overrated side….

When does Smokey get to break in his new bitch?

Two Georgia alumni, Bubba and Cletus are at the football game.

Uga sits right down on the 50 yard line and starts lickin’ his balls.

Bubba: You see wut Uga is doin Cletus?

Cletus: Yup, sure do.

Bubba: I sure wisht I cud do that.

Cletus: Bubba……that dawg wud bite you if ya tried

25 responses to “UGA VI….Where is your Dog now?”

  1. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    So everyone here hates UGA, I get it, but why the Hillary Clinton photo with this post? Stomping on Uga’s grave is one thing, but to defile it with that crazy woman’s photo is just plain wrong. My disdain for all things orange runs deep, but I would never stoop to attaching Hillary’s photo to an orange program’s situation, good or bad.

    Yall gave us Al Gore, but you don’t see me photoshopping his fat head onto a Vol jersey do ya?

    Oh, and you almost nailed Lewis Grizzard’s Uga joke too.

    Bah! That woman is nasty.

  2. scorched colon Avatar
    scorched colon

    uga is more attractative. jai said he thinks uga is overrated. no hate. who is grizzard?

  3. Steve Alatorre Avatar
    Steve Alatorre

    Is the next Uga (Uga VII) already named Uga or will he have to learn his new name?

  4. jonkoncak Avatar
    jonkoncak

    The next “Uga” has been lined up for a while, but that’s info only know by Frank Seiler, who owns the lineage of English Bulldogs that eventually become “Uga”.

    Uga VI’s was the son of Uga V and his formal name was, “Uga V’s Whatchagot Loran”.

    Not that anyone here give a crap, but here’s the Uga namesakes”
    Uga I- “Hood’s Ole Dan”
    Uga II- “Ole Dan’s Uga”
    Uga III- “Seiler’s Uga Three”
    Uga IV- “Uga III’s Magillicuddy/Seiler’s Uga Four”
    Otto- “The Substitute”- Replaced and injured Uga IV for 4 games.
    Uga V- “Uga IV’s Magillicuddy II”

    Does Smokey have a formal name before he gets called up to the “show”?

  5. Smokey's Breeder Avatar
    Smokey’s Breeder

    “Does Smokey have a formal name before he gets called up to the “show”?”

    Yes. Champion.

  6. Mike Bobo's Golf Cart Avatar
    Mike Bobo’s Golf Cart

    Grizzard was brasome and hilarious.

    Did Uga get some bad blow from JJ?

  7. Ears Whitworth Avatar
    Ears Whitworth

    Jon, I believe that you are missing the point. Could Jai be comparing Hillary to UGA’s butt?

  8. bwfull Avatar
    bwfull

    @5

    Champion of what? Apart from women’s basketball, champion is a word not to be associated with your creamsicle school.

    RIP UGA VI

  9. AngryEer Avatar
    AngryEer

    Sugar Bowl, Bitch. That damn dog died of a broken heart. The SEC Bridesmaid. I wish you DAs were a better team, it dilutes the significance our butt-pasting on you…..

    Country Roads, motherfucker

  10. The Gay David's Avatar
    The Gay David’s

    Has anyone seen our scooter?

  11. bwfull Avatar
    bwfull

    @9

    How about that 1993 Sugar Bowl whoopin!
    41-7

    History is a bitch!

  12. Erin Andrew's Arm Fat Avatar
    Erin Andrew’s Arm Fat

    @11

    Stop living in the past. We own the Sugar Bowl now, just ask UGA.

  13. Good Lord Avatar
    Good Lord

    11 – I was at that game….and was 12.

    History this:

    The Ivy League has a winning record against the SEC. Using your logic: IVY LEAGUE OWNS THE SEC!!!!!!

    history is a bitch.

  14. bwfull Avatar
    bwfull

    @13

    I’m going to stop giving you free english lessons at some point.

    Since I never said the SEC owned the Big East you’re comment is more pathetic than your discount furniture store you call your front porch. The connection was the persistent pathos of sucking the teet of your UGA victory. Your comment further supports just how ignorant it is to utilize the past in order to validate the present much less the future. Pat yourself on the back for that one! I guess if you’re willing to go back far enough you’re also-ran team is 1-1 against the Great Gator Nation all time.

    One last swipe, according to a well trusted web site, through the 2007 season the current stable of BE teams are 46-79-8 in games with SEC opponents.

    @12
    Funny that you ask me to stop living in the past and yet you cite your UGA victory.

    Is this the quality education WVU is giving us?

  15. Erin Andrew's Arm Fat Avatar
    Erin Andrew’s Arm Fat

    14 – Our pwnage of UGA was more recent than you beating us in the Sugar Bowl 15 fucking years ago.

    We own UGA. How did the fucking Gates do this year against UGA? I remember Knowshawn killing that ass. He wouldn’t have done that shit to our stonewall 3-3-5 D.

  16. Good Lord Avatar
    Good Lord

    BSfull – it sucks getting bit by your own argument, doesn’t it?

    Again. History is, indeed, a bitch. Also – they had 14 wins.

  17. Lewis Grizzard Avatar
    Lewis Grizzard

    How DARE you steal my material from me and not give credit.

  18. bwfull Avatar
    bwfull

    @15
    So as long as history doesn’t go back too far then it can be used? Do you ass clowns even go to class or do you just hang around the dorms selling cold medicine and bunson burners?

    And you’re really going to make they claim that you own UGA based on 1 game? Can I give you 17 years of dog beatings to give you a sense of what owning someone is? UGA has won 3 games since 1990.

    @16
    Hey tool box, how does someone using history defeat my anti-history claim? No comment on the SEC owning the BE, huh? Figures. And what does the 14 win stat refer to? UGA? UF? Correct the link if you have differing stats: http://cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_ia/bigeast/west_virginia/opponents.php. Looks like last years loss to Pitt is simply history repeating itself.

    You 2 are classic. You must think 1 win is owning only because you can’t count any higher.

  19. Good Lord Avatar
    Good Lord

    Yeah well we beat the fuck out of Grove City (PA)

  20. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    Look, UCF owns UAT.

    http://cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_ia/conferenceusa/central_florida/opponents.php

    Mike Dubose, Bitch!

  21. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    i thought that i was being pretty clever with the hillary picture

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  23. Jai is Gay Avatar
    Jai is Gay

    Why would you make a t-shirt of your dog fucking another male dog? That’s just gay. Fag!

  24. Black Dawg Avatar
    Black Dawg

    Yea, Jai we’re overrated, the funny thing is ya’ll aren’t.

  25. ears whitworth Avatar
    ears whitworth

    You will cry more because more was expected from CMR. Go pray with Richt, there are some asswhi[iings in the near future

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