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EA Sports NCAA 09 Simulated Season

Lets cut the shit… Florida runs the table, Les Miles wishes he accepted that Michigan job, Mississippi State surprises the SEC West, Chase Daniel wins the Heisman (**cough, cough** bullshit **cough, cough**), Saban and Alabama get ULM-ed by Arkansas State, Ole Miss wins 9 games, and the SEC is still superior according to EA Sports new…

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Lets cut the shit… Florida runs the table, Les Miles wishes he accepted that Michigan job, Mississippi State surprises the SEC West, Chase Daniel wins the Heisman (**cough, cough** bullshit **cough, cough**), Saban and Alabama get ULM-ed by Arkansas State, Ole Miss wins 9 games, and the SEC is still superior according to EA Sports new Strongest Conferences feature.   And there is a surprise (or not so much) at season’s end…

Now for the screenshots:

The BCS Championship Game

SEC Speed is clearly superior to PAC10 Speed

The Real National Championship Game

Heisman Voting

No fucking way

 Final SEC Standings

SEC West
SEC East
SEC East

 

 SEC = Superior

Suck it Herbstreit and the rest of the Big 10 homers
The truth hurts you Big 10 homers.

 Selected SEC rivalry games

The ultimate rivalry game. Michigan – Ohio State has nothing on this
Tennessee – Florida. No redemption for Phil, but better than last year
Think ESPN is kicking their selves in the ass for dropping the broadcast rights to this game? A combined 20 wins for the Rebels and Bulldogs at the end of the season.
 
The Battle Captain smites Lil Bear. 
 
Click on the following links to see how your team fared in this SIM season including bowl games. 
 
Alabama
Arkansas
Auburn
Florida
Georgia
LSU
Kentucky
Mississippi State
Ole Miss
South Carolina
Tennessee
Vandy
 
And the (not so) surprise after the season.  Bama is back bitches!
 
 
Cheaters never win
 

17 responses to “EA Sports NCAA 09 Simulated Season”

  1. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    Can you customize your playbook in Dynasty mode? I don’t think you could create a customized playbook last year.

  2. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    Jim Bob, yes you can. You could in NCAA 08 as well.

  3. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    Where did tOSU and USC finish?

  4. Yo Avatar
    Yo

    Lol, people still play the PS2?

  5. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    Failboats finished 3rd prior to bowl games, 2nd after Az St. took their ass whipping. USC was somewhere in the teens.

    PS3 version was sold out, so I went old school

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  10. gibbs12 Avatar
    gibbs12

    where’d the buckeyes finish?

  11. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    gibbs,
    Tosu finished 3rd in rankings before bowls and moved up to 2nd after ASU took their ass beating from Florida.

  12. Britt Avatar
    Britt

    Can ya get the black UGA jersey? If so, how?

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  14. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    12- Supposedly UGA’s black jerseys are on the 360 and PS3 version. They are not an option on the PS2 version.

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    hailstate

    MSU – 11-3. Sounds good to me.

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