Are there any goat curses that involve Ole Miss football a la the Chicago Cubs? Did we once trade away Red Grange to Illinois for $100 and a sack of rice for the school cafeteria? I need to know, because barring a curse of the Galloping Ghost or some other unforeseen explanation, I’m tired of Ole Miss losing every big game that matters.

Sticking with that Chicago Cubs mentality, here’s the potential new Ole Miss mascot above… seriously… you know, because of the huge black bear population in north Mississippi. They’re just south of those rabid herds of grizzles in Memphis. Ask around, surely someone has seen them roaming around in the Grove prior to Ole Miss games losses.





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