Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Jerrell Powe cleared to play?  Say whaaaaat??? 

Party time in O-town, Powe's joining the D-line!

Don’t expect it to last for long.  The rocket surgeon was only pulling down a 2.31 GPA while taking the minimum 12 hours per semester over the last year in what were sure to be intellectually challenging classes like Intro to Coloring, Intermediate Counting, and Intro to Chicken on a Stick.  That was without practice or games distracting him.  We shall see what comes from this semester.  If Houston Dale Nutt is able to take the Mascotless to a bowl, the whole academic side of that student-athlete thing should keep Powe for suiting up in the Whogivesashit.com Bowl. 

No way in hell this dude plays more than one year before taking his ass to the League. 

Since this saga began so long ago, I can’t remember if it was Tuberville or Billy Brewer that originally recruited Powe.  Can anyone help me out? 

Check out Deepsouthsports.net for reaction from Erik the Ole Miss Homer regarding this event 3 years in the making.

8 responses to “Don’t Believe It”

  1. The chick with black hair has the same smile as Jack Nicholson did when he played the Joker in the original Batman movie.

  2. if he could read this, would Powe smile?

  3. I heard Intro to Chicken on a Stick went well for Powe…

    After he learned to stop poking himself in the eye with it…

  4. I meant to apologize to blondie for that wet spot on her chest. oops.

  5. Powe is Glenn Dorsey with more size and speed, so some offensive linemen need to get ready for a serious ass whipping. Tuberfield will have his Hi-Lo guys ready to take that left knee out at the first opportunity.

  6. Powe is Glenn Dorsey with more size and speed minus the IQ. Tuberfield will have his Hi-Lo guys ready to take that left knee out at the first opportunity.

  7. Andrew, lets just hope Powe does get taken out by the po-po for acting a fool at a baseball game like some of your WVU players just did.

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