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Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Douche Alert

Herban is pissy.  Whoopity damn do.  I mock Herban Meyer every day.  He ain’t done shit to me. Take a look at Gregg.  Does anyone else believe that guys that look like Kiffin made guys that look like Gregg their Blumpkin-whore? Dr.  Green from ER is that you?  Minus the scary face of course.  Bad…

Capers Barr
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Herban is pissy.  Whoopity damn do.  I mock Herban Meyer every day.  He ain’t done shit to me.

Take a look at Gregg.  Does anyone else believe that guys that look like Kiffin made guys that look like Gregg their Blumpkin-whore?

Dr.  Green from ER is that you?  Minus the scary face of course.  Bad as hell, you a Ranger Gregg?

Kiffin sucks, by a Gator

Surprise it’s a Gator….and he writes for CBS.  He doesn’t like Kiffin either.  Hey Greg?  It’s only gay if the balls touch, stupid gator. What kinda way is that to spell your last name?

Early life and education

Gregg Doyel was born in Hawaii. He grew up in Mississippi where his father was a law professor at the University of Mississippi. Doyel attended high school in Georgia and attended college at the University of Florida, where he was a sports writer for the Independent Florida Alligator.
Gregg Doyel – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

18 responses to “Douche Alert”

  1. Charley Strong's White Wife Avatar
    Charley Strong’s White Wife

    I shit my my pants looking at his scary face

  2. LL Avatar
    LL

    Don’t forget about Gene Wojciechowski & Finebaum. They blasted Kiffinz too and they’re UT Alums! This Douche Alert Train is picking up steam! Vols, Bitch!

    Side Note: Wojciechowski & Doyel could have been separated at birth. The resemblance is uncanny.

  3. Dr. Feelgood Avatar
    Dr. Feelgood

    I suppose the other 2,378 sportwriters who have called Queefin an “idiot’, “moron”, “whining infantile crybaby”, and other accurate monikers are also – all of them – secretly Florida alumni looking for a chance to undermine UT’s program.

  4. Jim Avatar
    Jim

    Jai,
    This is going to end worse than the “Fulmer is my battle captain” and “Fulmer is the best coach in the SEC” crap you were slinging last August. I would head on down to Sam’s Club to buy Jim Beam in bulk before the season starts if I were you.

  5. UT is a Girls Basketball School Avatar
    UT is a Girls Basketball School

    Must suck when the best coach at UT is she-man Pat Summit.

  6. Charley Strong's White Wife Avatar
    Charley Strong’s White Wife

    Lawyers suck

  7. LL Avatar
    LL

    Jim-
    They don’t drink Beam. They drink the good stuff – George Dickel – aka “Johnny Majors cough medicine”.

  8. Charley Strong's White Wife Avatar
    Charley Strong’s White Wife

    Jack Daniels would be considered to be Tennessee Sipping Whiskey

  9. Faulkner Avatar
    Faulkner

    I will give you that Urban is a tool.
    However, defending a guy who accuses others of cheating when he is the one with 2 violations is absurd.
    Currently, all we are talking about is the nut jobs running the program. This is the good PR everyone is talking about?

  10. Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington Avatar
    Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington

    Not that I’m a big fan of Greggers’ writing, but I would not want to call him out in person. According to Deadspin and EDSBS, he used to be some sort of MMA badass that either never lost a fight or lost only one or two in his ass-beating career. He’d take Kiffykins behind the woodshed without much of a problem. I remember when the University of Tennessee football program was run with class and dignity by an adult Tennessean.

  11. Bluetick88 Avatar
    Bluetick88

    I think he is pussy.//

    And yes, I rememeber a sense of family and tradition too

  12. Dirt Mcgirt Avatar
    Dirt Mcgirt

    I bet Lane has a hotter wife than Gregg.

  13. Monte's Schlong Avatar
    Monte’s Schlong

    Kiffin proves that the dumbest of turds do exist in places other than Alabama. Chach does not begin to describe this clown. Ringling Brothers is on the prowl recruiting buffoons like this one.

  14. A little more on Kiffin and Meyer (by request) | Gate 21

    […] instance the fact that Gregg Doyel (who attended Florida, is known for loving to tick people off, looks remarkably like Anthony Edwards from ER, and apparently cannot spell either of his names right) who probably could have given damn about […]

  15. Dr. Feelgood Avatar
    Dr. Feelgood

    Hey #13 . . .it is true that Monte has an enormous prick . . .he and his wife named him “Lane” . . .

  16. Monte's Schlong Avatar
    Monte’s Schlong

    15-It is said that Monte’s Johnson is so long that he can impregnate an anxious candidate while standing up in a hammock.

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  18. A little more on Kiffin and Meyer (by request) | MrSEC.com

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