Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

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Maybe it is the final post or maybe it isn’t.  But was it really that long ago when Spurrier was making comments that were equally inflammatory, and Florida fags  loved it?

….Remember Free Shoes University? That indirectly called FSU a bunch of cheaters

….Remember the unrelentless attacks after UT’s Memphis loss? Being a cocksucker is not an excuse for being a blowhard.

….I can’t count how many times he kicked the Georgia mutts when they were down. And he started that before he ever coached a down Gunsville–sounds just like Lane Kiffin.

Lane Kiffin is  fricking Chris Angel, a magician.  He has every coach, football fan and recruit in the SEC talking about him and his program. Spurrier used to do the same thing, and it worked for his lice covered-ass. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Many recruits will love his moxie as demonstrated by Tennessee’s junior day.  Many recruits said things like “Tennessee is fun and cool.  Bama and Florida suck”.

I cannot wait to light them Gators up next September 9th. I sure hope Nu’kese doesn’t redshirt. I wouldn’t have this fire in me right now if it wasn’t for Kiffin’s smack.

So Fluffers, quit getting all holier than thou. You aren’t. UF had the greatest instigator of all time leading us onto the field. Besides, this has added spice to rivalry that was barely on life support.  Go ahead and make up your gay tee shirts on how you are going to get even.

Game is on Herban Meyer. I hope you and the your fairy QB  don’t burn out to soon, because this is fun.

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17 responses to “This is the final on Kiffin/Meyer”

  1. Spurrier used to say those things when he had scoreboard, bitch.

    UT’s Lane should try and win just one fucking game before he tires to lay down the smack.

    The game this year in the Swamp will not be pretty for Vol fans. Your tears will be sweet.

  2. Will you taste my tears? Cause it looks like the american idol kid is doing a little taste test on TeMo

  3. “….Remember Free Shoes University? That indirectly called FSU a bunch of cheaters”

    Unlike Kiffins baseless accusation against Meyer as a result of him not knowing the rules, Spurrier was accurate in that statement. And it wasn’t an indirect comment, it was a direct comment. FSU was caught cheating in the Foot Locker Scandal. It is well documented and made the front page of Sports Illustrated.

    “….Remember the unrelentless attacks after UT’s Memphis loss? Being a cocksucker is not an excuse for being a blowhard.”

    Spurrier could talk as much smack as he wanted because he owned Fulmer and he owned UT (UF owns UT to the tune of 17-6 over the past 30 years). Spurrier also takes things personally. Tennessee fans have attacked him since his college days when he chose to go to UF. He didn’t forget that.

    “….I can’t count how many times he kicked the Georgia mutts when they were down. And he started that before he ever coached a down Gunsville–sounds just like Lane Kiffin.”

    Again, Spurrier takes things personal. Georgia is our #1 Rival (UT is maybe like 3rd or 4th). He never beat UGA when he played at UF and he made it his #1 goal every year to beat them (to the tune of 11-1). He never forgot those losses. Along with that, it’s a Rivalry game. ALL bets are off in rivalry games. Run up the score! You mean to tell me that as a UT fan you don’t want to beat Alabama 63-3 every year? C’mon. Since when is UT so “civil” when it comes to rivalry games? Is it because they haven’t run up the score on anyone in a while?

    As mentioned in the first comment, Spurrier could talk it because he backed it up. So what if he talked Georgia down before he coached a game at Georgia. The difference is that he played against Georgia as a player at Florida. He knew the rivalry firsthand. And he had the confidence because he had been successful every where he had coached and had just led Duke (DUKE!) to an ACC Title. Kiffins is from California, was a backup QB in college, and is 5-15 in his coaching career. There’s a big difference.

    However, with all of this being said, there’s too much of this “Florida’s gonna hange 60 on Tennessee” talk going on from both sides. I’m a Gator, and I think Florida will win, but I don’t think the game won’t be like that.

  4. Is that a different AI homo than the one you all had photoshopped last year?

  5. I didn’t do that one. But yes, it is homo

  6. The obvious flaw in your argument: Spurrier owned UT. Kept you hillbillies right in his back pocket and was cocky enough to tell you so. Meyer is the same, undefeated against the pitiVOLS . UT football was poor under Fulmer as his tenure ended, but at least they carried themselves with a modicum of self respect. UT is just a laughing stock now. A new coach with a lifetime losing record coaching a team that can’t even make a bowl calls out the reigning national champs and then is WRONG? Pathetic. But whatever helps you sleep at night.

  7. Spurrier IS one those hillbillies you speak of!

  8. Hillbilly is a state of mind. He was smart enough to leave and never come back. Thus he had a mental capacity far exceeding that of the slack jawed yokels populating the home of cousin on cousin lovin’.

  9. Correction, CF:

    Spurrier was born in Miami but spent most of his childhood in Tennessee after his Family moved there. His Dad was a Preacher and they moved there due to his job. For the most part, he’s spent the majority of his life in Florida. His Mom lived in Green Cove Springs before she passed and he has a home here in Crescent Beach.

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    spurrier spends an inordinate amount of time in the tri cities.

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    I love wading through gator lies. Spurrier was 5-8-1 against Bowden and he was still running his mouth. So we had a few free shoes while the boys at UF were riding around in free Mercedes compliments of Tank Black before he went to prison.

    I think Spurrier went to the skins because he knew he just couldn’t deal with the Noles. Either that or he secretly always wanted to wear FSU colors.

    These days you can’t spell citrus bowl with South Carolina because they can’t even make it to the citrus bowl.

  12. Hey SeminoleUprising, how does five in a row, soon to be six in a row, sound to you?

    scoreboard times 5 bitch

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    <img src=”http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee168/omeganole/Pumpinggas.jpg”

    I doubt it. By the way Torrey Davis just left the team is he drinking again?

  14. As soon as Kiffin takes on the SEC with a team that he has turned to shit, the ridge runners will start looking for the next juvenile clown to rip them off for a couple of million. Hopefully the next one won’t have a daddy that can steal another million from the mentally incapacitated Vol fan base.

  15. We don’t need Tory to beat the noles

  16. SeminoleUprising, how is Preston Parker doing? Still holding up the drive thru line at McDonald’s while he takes a nap?

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