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Crompton Harder than Hickory

Jon Crompton leads from the front.  Read the comments from his last practice.  No spring break for this Tennessee Legend.  One heck of man to follow!!! Vols Bitch Please advise our Prince that tape is so “Fulmer”.  Kiffin is using DVDs. “I thought I saw the field pretty good, but we all have to get…

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Jon Crompton leads from the front.  Read the comments from his last practice.  No spring break for this Tennessee Legend.  One heck of man to follow!!! Vols Bitch

Please advise our Prince that tape is so “Fulmer”.  Kiffin is using DVDs.

“I thought I saw the field pretty good, but we all have to get better. I am actually going back to watch the tape tonight because I am not going home till tomorrow for spring break. I actually don’t want to go on spring break. I would like to stay and practice. I am enjoying this so much right now. The intensity we have. The competitiveness we have at practice going against each other is so much fun. That is what this is all about. It’s making it a really enjoyable time to be here. I think a lot of guys would like to stay and practice next week.”

17 responses to “Crompton Harder than Hickory”

  1. dan Avatar
    dan

    Is this another attempt at comedy? If so, it’s great! Crompton…heh. Isn’t he the same guy that ran his receiver into the wall at Kneelin (and bobbin’) Stadium a few days ago?

  2. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    Karma is a bitch Dan. Especially when the cromptonites are calling the shots

  3. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    Look who’s still playing basketball… NIT, BITCH!!!

    I like the new look here at LWS.

  4. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    I like Crompton. He throws that fifty yard spiral with great confidence, including on fourth and goal from the five.

  5. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    Actually, the bullet proof glass is encased in Tebow’s tears. Actually.

  6. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    Good to hear the Vols are coming along. I wouldn’t want FSU to be the only ones with the privilege of putting the lizards in their proper place this coming season. I say share the glory.

    Reports out of the Capital (that is Tallahassee for you neophytes) indicate that Jermaine Thomas and Ty “Superman” Jones are running wild and Ponder is hitting one long bomb after another. Even Tavares “Heartbreak Hotel” Presley the JUCO tailback of the year is looking good although being held out of contact due to the ACL surgery last year.

    I would say it is about 50-50 now with the gates all depending how much raw meat Trickett has the oline eating this off season.

  7. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Seminole:
    You will need all those guys at a high level, when a blood and Gatorade drenched Tebow cuts the Semis a new one on November 28.

    BTW, Tebow has been authoized to play the game sans helmet.

  8. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    Semenhole Downgrading:

    2003

  9. SeminoleUprising Avatar
    SeminoleUprising

    I just hope Trickett’s revamped offensive line doesn’t hurt any of them too bad.

    This is the first year I have heard Fisher say he loves the intensity of the offense. Nobody will be able to stop us.

  10. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Seminole:
    Your optimism is exceeded only by your terminal psychosis.

  11. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    When all else fails, cheat.

  12. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    JBC, are you a member of the Red Elephant Club?

  13. 3rd Down H-Back Avatar
    3rd Down H-Back

    J-Crompt is going to take UT back to Atlanta. Mark it down.

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  15. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    3rd Down:
    I guess the Vols are taking the bus from Knoxville to Gainesville through Atlanta in September?

  16. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    A Win for UT

  17. Jim Bob Cooter Avatar
    Jim Bob Cooter

    No, but I’ve been to some of their meetings.

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