Just as soon as Percy gets away from Herb and Timmy he starts smoking again. Marijuana must be a helluva drug (Chronic, Bitch) and Percy is a special kind of stupid. Picture a typical day in the Florida locker room (when Percy is not recovering from a Migraine):
Harvin: “I’m Percy Harvin”
Rainey: “No, I was told I’m Percy Harvin”
Harvin: “Listen you little bitch, I’m Percy Harvin”
Rainey: “NOOO, coach said I’m Percy Harvin”
Demps ( in an attempt to calm ) : “wait, I was told I’m Percy Harvin”
Dustin Doe ( seeing whats going on ): “But I was told a few times that I’m Percy Harvin but I didn’t get it”
Carl Moore ( was unavailable for comment as he was helping his girlfriend renew her gymnastics scholarship )
Patchan looked on in wearing a wife beater while holding a can beer, Natural Light from Pouncey
There is no truth to reports that the fight was broken up when Ronnie “the Rifleman” Wilson fired a pistol in the air “I just wanted to scare them”, said Wilson.
Sports Animal Radio reports that Harvin, despite outscoring Chris Leak’s Wonderlic Score of 8 has done the following:
- He got in fist fights with teammates with the most recent surfacing when he punched Chris Rainey in the face for questioning his work ethic.
- Harvin regularly missed practices even when healthy. Teammates joked by saying he viewed them as voluntary mini camps.
- He said in NFL combine interviews that his two biggest role models were Richard Ramirez, Eric Rudolph, Michael Vick and Plaxico Burress.
- He smoked weed all the time according to teammates.
- It is being reported that during a practice Harvin slapped Coach Gonzalez in the face when he was on him for loafing.
- He slapped Tebow
- He slapped Foley
- He slapped Rainey’s white poon
- He slapped Lane Kiffin
- He slapped BJ Coleman
- He did not slap Jon Crompton
- and obviously Percy slapped his granny
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