Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

Via email from our resident photoshopper “Scott”. Do you think he might be an Auburn Fan?
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Alabama finally receives its 24-hour notice from the NCAA on textbooks – The Rap Sheet – al.com
BamaOnLine.com – UA to forfeit games in textbook case

Wow, Bama gets away with murder. Simply amazing. Lack of institutional control. Lets Play Word Association

NCAA?  United Nations/ a Paper Tiger / League of Nations/ Obama and North Korea
Bama?  Football’s version of Nazi Germany invading the Netherlands
Newest “sanctions”?  Appeasement. Peace in our time-Neville Chamberlain
Mal Moore?  Aw shucks, we got caught again (wink, wink)
Red Elephant Club?  Nazi Party

Regardless.  This is a shot across the Cheaters Bow.  It is in the Bammeroid DNA to lie, steal and cheat.  This lack of action will only embolden them to do what they do best and that is to buy human beings.  Frankly, they just ain’t that smart.

Alabama actually got a Preliminary Letter of Inquiry from the NCAA regarding investigation into textbook scandal back 10 months ago (i.e. students from football and possibly other sports given textbooks to sell to other students and make money. Bama covered it up, despite FOIA requests
from newspapers). The PLOI falls in the 5 year window of the Unversity’s last run in with the NCAA.

Read the name of the boat
Read the name of the boat

There are now indications of a second investigation, covering numerous other violations of NCAA rules, 22 students. There will be a second PLOI sent to Alabama from the NCAA, or the NCAA will add it as an appendix to the first letter. Because Alabama’s violations occured while still under sanctions after last investigation, Alabama is looking at big time NCAA sanctions, although people in the know say they would not likely get the death penalty. The word is the possibility of no home games for at least one year, multiple years of probation, and significant scholarship cuts for football as well as a complete one year shutdown of one women’s program.

This will be bigger than the Albert Means deal. Seven SEC schools and 2 ACC schools have turned Bama in for numerous recruiting violations which seem to revolve around the greeting policy of “bumping into recruits”.
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Apparently Saban has made a habit of the incidental bumps turning into all out recruiting during dead periods and non-contact time frames.
Throw in a leer jet ride from Florida for a recruit during an unofficial visit and the NCAA is not happy. They have been seething since Alabama took their bowl ban from a few years back and turned it into a field trip to Hawaii.

The PLOI #2 will contain a couple of dozen Major violations….note that textbookgate is only ONE major violation. The NCAA has twenty three investigators……four are assigned to Alabama at this very moment. Not good.

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11 responses to “Yella Hammer is fallin”

  1. FEAR THE HAT BITCH Avatar
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH

    When the shit hits the fan, Nick C’est Bon will be out of T-Town faster than ute can say ‘Pinson.’

  2. The sad thing is every secondary violation UT gets is posted on ESPN.com. There isn’t one thing about this on ESPN.com or under their college football section!

  3. lmao , just like the barners all of your hopes and dreams live and die with what happens to the TIDE and flordia, knowing that with the coach we have and the coach you have the only chance of winning in the sec is for teams you cant beat on the field or in recruiting is to suffer ncaa penalitys, like tenn. is above cheating remember fat phil rolled over on BAMA to save his cottage cheese ass from the ncaa , too little of a man to take his own medicine so karma forcefed it to him , and at the look of your coaching staff shes not done with yall yet.dont wish bad things on other teams just work to beat them and when you do …….be proud….RTR

  4. FEAR THE HAT BITCH Avatar
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH

    bamajam–

    isn’t it a bit early for ute to be drunk?

  5. truth stings……i know …..

  6. FEAR THE HAT BITCH Avatar
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH

    truth does sting. and the truth is “Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, no one cheats more than Alabammer.”

    oh and i am not a barner…ute should know that from my monicker.

  7. yes i admit we have been doin some shady buisness last few years and i dont like it . Its funny to see fans that get beat buy a rival team try and live vicariously through another team that is miles away , just confirms that we are bammer than yall …………I knew lsu just a razz………RTR

  8. NCAA Probation Board Chairman: They’ve got a name for people like you Bammer That name is called “recidivism.”
    NCAA Probation Board Chairman: Repeat offender!
    NCAA Probation Board Chairman: Not a pretty name, is it Bammeroid?
    Bammeroid: No, sir. That’s one bonehead name, but that ain’t me any more.
    NCAA Probation Board Chairman: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
    Bammeroid: No, sir, no way.
    NCAA Probation Board Chairman: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
    Bammeroid: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
    NCAA Probation Board Chairman: Boy, didn’t we just tell you not to do that?
    Bammeroid: Yes, sir.
    NCAA Probation Board Chairman: Okay, then.

  9. “intentional wrongdoers”

  10. Your daddy, Alabama! Avatar
    Your daddy, Alabama!

    A textbook violation as miniscule as it is will never compare to the thousands of violations that tenner does on yearly basis…w/ Kiffins onboard that number has already doubled, no, correction tripled.

    It will be appealed and wins reinstated, but the best part is the tennercee stomping will still remain 41-17.

    Oltennercee, yu’ll always be homemade shit to me good ol rocky flop rocky flp tennercee.

  11. spin it bammeroid

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