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One Man’s Burden

Kiffin wearing the orange cap, one more time: Image via Wikipedia In keeping with recent celebrity trends, UTAD Mike Hamilton informed Coach Kiffin of his termination by text message Sunday night. Just as country music culture icon Kenny Chesney received a disturbing message while at dinner with homies, Kiffin also got some unnerving financial news…

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Kiffin wearing the orange cap, one more time:

Kenny Chesney performing at the Jupiter Bar an...
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In keeping with recent celebrity trends, UTAD Mike Hamilton informed Coach Kiffin of his termination by text message Sunday night.

Just as country music culture icon Kenny Chesney received a disturbing message while at dinner with homies, Kiffin also got some unnerving financial news of his own, while dining out.

Don’t believe the news media. Kiffin didn’t quit; he was fucking shit-canned, he was kicked to the curb like a crack whore looking for john to blow. kiffin just walked into the uSC job that 11 other dudes would not take. That’s right, 11 other coaches said “NO” to the penalty, infraction riddled (not as bad as bama though) Trojan program.

He crossed the line with the boosters, NCAA, SEC and the fans. Mike Hamilton said “enough of this shit, motherfucker. Pack your shit and get out of town”.

Yes, Lane Kiffin has been fired as the head Vols football coach, and you have been prescribed a powerful antidepressant drug. I understand, for I am there myself. Depression is an illness, and it affects every part of your being: body, mind and spirit. And it does bring suffering.

Don’t worry about me, I got my Vols and Jesus to make it rain.

Oh and fuck this old bastard in pic below.  I hope that his viagra script is expired.  It would stop him from reproducing again.

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26 responses to “One Man’s Burden”

  1. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Sweet comb over. Barely noticable.

  2. volfan Avatar
    volfan

    FAIL!!

  3. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    You have it very wrong, Massengill is a very high quality douche, Junior is much more deserving of the Lysol brand, besides it really stinks.

  4. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Monte’s pocket pool is Olympic gold quality.

  5. DaveClawson Avatar
    DaveClawson

    Kiffin was actually scared away after Chesney invited him to the Virgin Islands for a blowjob.

  6. Your daddy, Alabama Avatar
    Your daddy, Alabama

    Only if he really could have been fired!
    Just shows he was sick of hillbilly land and
    couldn’t wait to get back to the Cooler climate
    where he doesn’t have to play King Nick every year!

  7. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    As Bill Plaschke said, “going from Pete Carroll to Peter Pan is going to be tough”.

  8. Mark Ingram Avatar
    Mark Ingram

    Holt just went to USF…TN better hurry the list keeps getting shorter. Holtz was being considered at TN. What about Leach? His name hasn’t been metioned that I am aware of.

  9. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Are there any strip clubs in Knoxville? if so, Mike Price is ready to scream “Rocky Top Baby!!” while banging strippers . . .

  10. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Calhoun from Air Force just turned down the job. Now Lovie Smith from the Bears is being mentioned. That is flat out embarrassing when a coach from Air Force doesn’t want the job. Says a lot of the way UT is viewed.

    Jai,

    Have you been contacted about the coaching vacancy yet?

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  12. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    I hear that Heidi Fleiss will be the next Head Coach. No telling if she knows anything about football, but they think she will be terrific for the Recruiting Hostess program . . . .

  13. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Jai, Knoxville TV is reporting Cutcliffe is the new coach

  14. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Cutcliffe: good solid football mind. Good solid football coach. No sizzle – not in the Saban/Meyer stratosphere. He’ll be a good 9-3 kind of guy at UT. He is an improvement on Kiffin for an infinite number of reasons.

  15. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Here’s a link to the story saying David Cutcliffe is the new UT coach:

    http://www.wrcbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11824283

  16. zigzag Avatar
    zigzag

    Kiffin was a misfit but Cutcliffe fits. A vanilla kinda guy, can’t recruit worth a shit but brings a bunch of offensive football smarts to the hill. He thinks that defense is for dopes.

    The Vol-Gator and Vol-Bama scores will be more in line with basketball.

  17. Gators owns YOU Avatar
    Gators owns YOU

    DAVID FUCKING CUTCLIFF…. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    The day Tenursee became the Mississippi State of the East. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Even a goof like Muschamp said fuck coaching coaching a team whose fanbase is nicknamed “Deliverance” in a city that looks like a trash compactor.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  18. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Cutcliffe is a good coach. He’s not Saban or Meyer but he is better than any other coach in the league except Petrino. He is about the same as Richt.

    He’s a big improvement over Lame. UT will be a good – not great – program with Cutcliffe. They’ll average 9 wins a year.

  19. SsakcaJ Avatar
    SsakcaJ

    This article is down right pathetic. The entire Kiffin saga at UT is like a psychology experiment- this last couple days have been a perfect example of the seven stages of grief.

    nycvol- You are worse than John Kerry with your irrational flip-flopping articles- more like a rat jumping ship at one sign of trouble.

  20. CRVol Avatar
    CRVol

    Soooo…when is this site going to scoop who the new head coach is…or is that only on stuff that everyone already knows?

  21. jt Avatar
    jt

    Cuntliffe? Thats the “Holy shit, what the hell are we going to do?” hire. I guess he’s a step up though. I hear he atleast likes chicks.

  22. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Nick Satan, for all of the tastlessness on this blog you have descended into an all-time low. You deserve a hot spot in hell for that one. Gene Stallings’ son recently died. I hope a UT football player with a broomstick comes around your house looking for love soon.

  23. Ya Mamma Avatar
    Ya Mamma

    Duke coach David Cutcliffe has withdrawn his name from consideration for the Tennessee head coaching job, a source close to the situation said Friday. Cutcliffe, a former offensive coordinator with the Vols, had talks with Tennessee on Thursday to potentially replace Lane Kiffin, who bolted the program on Tuesday to become USC coach.

    “David Cutcliffe will remain at Duke,” a source close to the situation said.

    BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

    that’s what happens when you wish for another team’s coach would leave.

  24. Ya Mamma Avatar
    Ya Mamma

    Duke coach David Cutcliffe has withdrawn his name from consideration for the Tennessee head coaching job, a source close to the situation said Friday. Cutcliffe, a former offensive coordinator with the Vols, had talks with Tennessee on Thursday to potentially replace Lane Kiffin, who bolted the program on Tuesday to become USC coach.

    “David Cutcliffe will remain at Duke,” a source close to the situation said.

  25. Brian Fantana Avatar
    Brian Fantana

    Looks like I was mistaken – it’s not CUTcliffe to be the UT coach – it’s HEATHcliff Huxtable. Recruits get all the Jello pudding they want!

  26. Jai Eugene Avatar
    Jai Eugene

    smoke motherfucker, smoke

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