Review of “Bama Profiles in Courage: Laykin”: (Capers) Barr flexes through an emotional range that most writers would never dare attempt … Humor and Bama sorrow are fused together like twined tree trunks that keep each other standing…..It’s part satire, part character study, with a wry lens on fame, fandom, and the modern South. Well done, Capers, well done.”– Ian Allen, The Times Literary Supplement.

A Wifebeater Special for the discerning Cromptonite
A Wifebeater Special for the discerning Cromptonite

So it begins. If this was 1836, Crompton would have stood with Crockett and Bowie against the Mexicans at the Alamo.  Don’t doubt this kid. Ever.

Will Ruff n Tuff be able to wedge himself between those inconspicuously circled wagons? I think so, cause he is  just a football player. I hope he wins the Lou Groza Award too.   I really like the way he handles himself in interviews.  I think he is genuine, a natural-born leader, and truly loves the game/cherishes being a Vol.  Plus, he is a local kid. Because of those things, I’m kinda hoping that Coleman wins the job. Thatsound you just heard was the sound of a  lisping QB down in Gainesville just shitting  his britches.  Tebow  knows that he is not a Jon Crompton.

Check the Tee Shirts  (Zazzle)

Unrivaled design.  Get them now
Unrivaled design. Get them now

A lot of effort was put into creating this tee.

Look!!!  It says "Vols, Bitch"
Look!!! It says "Vols, Bitch"

Toby Keith’s Steelman clothing brand sucks.  More designs are coming.

4 responses to “Crompton for Heisman”

  1. Jesus that is funny! A wife-beater that has a picture of a t-shirt that has the Heisman Trophy on it. That is just comic gold, Jai! I literally LOL’d. Great work!

  2. I hope you bought one.

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